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curtman16 · Post by **curtman16** » 6/26/2003, 2:22 pm

su7an wrote:Or the brightest crayon in the box.

Hahahaha, my friend Michelle and I always say that and add:
More of a Navy Blue or a Black than a Yellow.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/26/2003, 3:01 pm

Not the shiniest penny in the wallet either, come to think of it

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/26/2003, 5:34 pm

Who keeps coins in their wallet?

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 6/26/2003, 5:35 pm

I do?

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/26/2003, 5:39 pm

Alrighty then. Carry on.

emily · Post by **emily** » 6/26/2003, 5:57 pm

I do too.

It has a coin section.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/26/2003, 7:09 pm

Well, I don't.

I keep my glasses cleaner cloth in that little section of mine. Haha, geek out.

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 6/26/2003, 7:20 pm

I hardly ever clean my glasses.

Nerd up.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 6/26/2003, 7:28 pm

Way to see, no sight.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/26/2003, 8:00 pm

Like she could see even if she DID clean them :roll:

Solidarity 9-6347 · Post by **Solidarity 9-6347** » 6/26/2003, 9:27 pm

not the swiftest deer in the meadow

not the shiniest crayon in the shed

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 6/26/2003, 9:31 pm

i know i keep my crayons in the shed! :lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/26/2003, 9:44 pm

shiny crayon :drool:

Solidarity 9-6347 · Post by **Solidarity 9-6347** » 6/26/2003, 10:22 pm

i think i should sell my shiny crayon idea to crayola, those things would sell like hotcakes...shiny hotcakes

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 6/26/2003, 10:29 pm

Not the quickest horse in the stable.

Not the brightest candle on the altar.

Not the deepest shaft in the mine.

I used to spend entire anatomy lectures making those things up... :freak:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 6/26/2003, 11:14 pm

That last one is ridiculously funny for some reason :lol:

Shaft

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/26/2003, 11:28 pm

She's not the Tallest tree in the forest

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 6/26/2003, 11:45 pm

But see, the trick is to use adjectives that are synonymous with intelligence. Sharp. Quick. Bright. Deep.

I've never heard "tall" used to mean smart. You know, "Damn, she's tall! She got a 1600 on the SATs!"

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/26/2003, 11:59 pm

She's not the fattest Hog on the Hog Farm

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 6/27/2003, 12:33 am

That's, uh... more like it. :freak: