lets get some quotes happening

understandablehorror · Post by **understandablehorror** » 6/4/2003, 8:42 pm

"Have you ever had that sudden urge, this urge that wont go away, to touch yourself like a virgin."

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 6/4/2003, 10:24 pm

happeninfish wrote:Also there was one by Cousteau, I think, that was something about how, without death, we would never enjoy life. Twas good.

Doesn't Ray Kurzweil say that? :Johnathan:

"Death gives meaning to our lives."

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/6/2003, 5:10 pm

"If humans were meant to use the metric system, we would have been born with 10 fingers and 10 toes." -- Gary Larson

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 10/6/2003, 6:37 pm

That's great.

"Buy the Acura; buy the Colgate; if you have bad breath, they're not gonna talk to you; if you got pimples, the girl's not gonna fuck you...." (Marilyn Manson, Bowling for Columbine, discussing the impact of the media on America)

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 10/6/2003, 6:40 pm

I'm reading Macbeth ... so ... hmm ...

“Away and mock the time with fairest show:
False face must hide what the false heart doth show.”
- Macbeth (1.7. 81-82)

:drool:

I love this play.

Odio La Cabra · Post by **Odio La Cabra** » 10/6/2003, 6:45 pm

"What color do smurfs turn when they're choking?"

"Go sqeeze a turtles head!!!"

"God, Save me from your followers..."

"The world will now Jak..."

"It obvious what this means..theres gonna be loads of fog tonight...."

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/6/2003, 6:46 pm

My favorite quote is from my friend (not that kind of friend either)
"What are fruit flavored condoms used fo.....ohhhhhhh!!!"

There is also

"My favorite animal is steak"
and the ever popular
"A tragity is when someone gets a hangnail. A comedy is when someone falls down a manhole and dies."

Odio La Cabra · Post by **Odio La Cabra** » 10/6/2003, 6:48 pm

Quit breaking down my shitty wall you damn mongolians!!!!

....i said that in my sleep once......

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/6/2003, 8:10 pm

courtesy of my friend's sister...

"I hate ALL fish. Tuna, salmon, liver..."

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/6/2003, 8:52 pm

politics professor: "saskatchewan is a major producer of oil and what else?"
my friend: "corn?" :lol:

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 10/6/2003, 10:55 pm

"A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go."

~ James Duffecy

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"Stick to driving a truck, because you'll never make it as a singer."

~ Some guy to Elvis Presley, when Elvis was auditioning for a show or something.

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"When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

~ Mariah Carey

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 10/7/2003, 12:19 am

And another, which I'm kinda lazy to edit my previous post with:

"How come he (Scott Moffatt) gets to be 'the hot one' and I get lumbered with the title of 'Ye Olde Dumbass'?!"

~ Dave Moffatt

:lol:

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 10/7/2003, 8:13 am

That quote is one of many reasons why I detest Mariah Carey.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/7/2003, 9:41 am

wow she really is an idiot

Rune · Post by **Rune** » 10/7/2003, 4:26 pm

"two little goblins out in the sun down came the gryphon and then there was one"

"Gurggle" this is what my school food says when i stab it with the fork

"only two things melt in the rain sugar and sh!t and your neither so get your ass out here" my grand father to my aunts and mom when they were kids

and my personal favorite
"THOU SHALT NOT KILL REMEMBER?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE EHLL KIND OF A PREIST ARE YOU ANYWAYS!?!?!!!"
vash to wolfwood

liam · Post by **liam** » 10/7/2003, 4:40 pm

"what you can change never lasts"

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 10/7/2003, 5:09 pm

"Beauty is sad. Not sad as in it makes you sad, but sad because most who want it, most who go to extremes for it, already have it."

That quote is in my MSN profile.

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 10/8/2003, 11:22 am

That's a nice one.

I like that.

lukin · Post by **lukin** » 10/8/2003, 12:04 pm

"Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter- tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther..... And one fine morning- "

"I'm too old to lie to myself and call it honor"

"Don't see some men as half empty...see them as half full of shit"

Oh and "Bob, bob had bitch tits" heh. But Fight Club really has a ton of great quotes.

Odio La Cabra · Post by **Odio La Cabra** » 10/8/2003, 7:19 pm

*Never go to bed mad. Stay awake all night and plot horrible REVENGE!!!! (Vince Lewonski)

:lol: