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I drink concentrated OJ, and I think consolidated is OK

42. Gelatin is made out of horse and pig hooves. Which is why it is not kosher.

... or vegetarian.

you never posted a in the first place, liam

54793. A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 miles an hour.

(Yep, yet another Snapple cap... I love how no matter how often I open up a bottle of Snapple and read the cap out loud in front of my parents, they still go, "WHAT?!?!" like I've just gone insane and am just stating something off the top of my head. )

nikki4982 wrote:(Yep, yet another Snapple cap... I love how no matter how often I open up a bottle of Snapple and read the cap out loud in front of my parents, they still go, "WHAT?!?!" like I've just gone insane and am just stating something off the top of my head. )

Yeah, I get that too

:::troy:::

Hey, you have exactly 200 posts right now.

And, haha, glad to know my parents aren't the only clueless ones.

1013. Homer Simpson's middle name is Jay.

999. The devil's number is actually 999 written upside down. It's true.

Actually, isn't God's number 999, and the devil's is 666, because everything is upside down and backwards in hell...?

no

In Guam, virgin women can't marry. Men get paid to have sex with virgins.

(I knew a Guam exchange student)

I'm back on the CM!!! Woohoo! I've been so busy lately. But I'm back. And I know you all missed me <i>sooo</i> much because I was just such a vital part of cm life.

Jello used to be made of pigs hooves, but it isn't any more. Just like glue was made of horse hooves.

there was this girl in my elementary school, and she was crosseyed, and the boys used to make jokes about horses being made into glue sticks and it would make her cry.

what did that have to do with her being cross eyed?

I was wondering that too...

All my firneds bitch at me and tel me i have to hang out with one of my other friends... goddamn friends.

what are they like??