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i got an idea, you make the desks, and i sue the schools. that way i make money from the law suits, you make money from all the schools having to change their chairs to bi-desked chairs and we go even all the way. with the money we make we can hook up, and make little baby lefties. wait what?

sweeeeeet

i tell you i'm the brains of this operation and your the desk/baby machine.

man i'm gonna get so burned for that one.

what will we do if the babies are right handed?
it happens, you know

never! i'm gonna tie their right arm so that they do everything with the left hand, they'll develop into left handed, left footed ass kicking machines!

oooooooh yeah!

i can see it now, the little kid walkin up to a right handed kid, then *boom* the ass kicking comences......they grow up so damn fast!

wait a second...
rob's left handed too
he might be upset with our plans of total left handed domination

hmmmmmmm.......this is a tough one...................

i know! he'll get a check from the buisness! as fellow left handed CEO.

ah ok good.


yay!

wait....rob;s a people person. and i can't be seen in the inner working of the company (conflict of interest and i'd lose my court rulings) so here's a better Idea. Rob is our Public relations dude.

dude
Rob is NOT a people person.

what a funny thing to say

well he's going to have to, unless he's incharge of production and your the head chick in charge. yes, that will work too!

I'm Scared Man!!

rob can be in charge of production.

yes.......yes!!!! it's all comming together. soon every right handed person will be my (and when i say this i really mean me bethany and rob's) little pawns.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

i'm scared

Ohhh I don't Think So!!!

even the devil is holding the pitch fork with a left hand....perfect!