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yeah i noticed, and it's an old thread too. snow would be nice but i'm comfortable with my 70's days and 50's night.

*cups balls in anticipation of kick from alan.*

there's no sadder sight than a man cupping his own balls....



actually...yeah there is...a man cupping another man's balls

true, so very true.

hey alan, you know damn well that you can kill me like that.

I don't wanna go to jail...so your testicles live....for now

although i still might kick 'em

Do a drive by ball kicking. Jump out of a car, kick him in the sack, and drive away. It's the perfect plan.

unless he's a police officer....



are you a police officer reno?

um...no.

never wanted to be a cop so bad though.

whahaha..okay...well...umm...pretend like you didn't know my plan then.

your plan...your going to kick me too?

(i'm using way too many smilies and stuff)

alan's plan..but i don't appreciate your boasting either and he won't go through with it so i'll just have to do his dirty work.

i'm afraid i can't let you do that.

oh? and how do you intend to stop me

easy...by kicking you in the balls first...

and don't try and tell me that you don't have any, i will not fall for your trickery!

uhh..okay....i HAVE balls?



and they're bigger than yours!!!

oh you have some big balls alright, attempting to try and kick my bigger balls proves that.

Going back to the whole rain conversation... Jacqui, you stepped in a puddle in Philly yesterday?? Ewwwwwwwwwww. You might wanna get a shot or something and make sure you don't have some kind of disease.

Our basement sprung a leak today. It was amusing. There was a hole about the size of a pencil's radius in the wall, and water was just shooting in, like we were sinking. Then there was a waterfall on the other wall, about half a foot wide, but that wasn't quite as funny.

i stepped in the puddle today...er....i guess technically yesterday.

i'm uncomfortable with reno talking about his balls...

yes...fear me.

how old are you?