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Bandalero wrote:

Kathy14 wrote:okay so... drugs, condoms and gatorade (which is clearly to keep up your energy level given drugs and condom use)

here is one thing i hate.

why do they put all the tampons and pads (with their wings and strings and all other assorted gismos you girls like), and pregency tests, and the yeast infection goos by the condoms? honestly, that's just uncalled for. all i need is something to put over my penis while i boldly go where no man has gone before.

could that be considered some sort of birth control?

don't want to go in the aisle...hence no condom purchase...hense girls won't let you go where no man has gone before (or where a few, some, or quite a few men have gone before)

I think we should keep it in the same aisle. What's so bad about reminding the patrons what it takes to maintain that road?

I personally don't care what's in the aisle.

how did the cell phone thread turn into this?!

Its The CM. Don't try to understand what happens here.

best suggestion ever! I tend to be a logical person which is why I end up getting so confused!!

Spock would never make it.

He'd probably ice himself.

Bandalero wrote:

Kathy14 wrote:okay so... drugs, condoms and gatorade (which is clearly to keep up your energy level given drugs and condom use)

here is one thing i hate.

why do they put all the tampons and pads (with their wings and strings and all other assorted gismos you girls like), and pregency tests, and the yeast infection goos by the condoms? honestly, that's just uncalled for. all i need is something to put over my penis while i boldly go where no man has gone before.

Well, in the case of pregnancy tests, those go where many men have probably gone before.

Bandalero wrote:

nikki4982 wrote:

Bandalero wrote:who goes to drug stores anymore? seriously.

You... don't...... I... I don't understand.

i go to the H-E-B (not heb you yankees) to get drugs, condoms, ect.

I have NO idea what a H-E-B is. It sounds like a drug store, though.

Chanandler Bong wrote:Its The CM. Don't try to understand what happens here.

OH MY GOD!!! QUOTE OF THE YEAR!!!!!

magicseamonkey wrote:

Bandalero wrote:

Kathy14 wrote:okay so... drugs, condoms and gatorade (which is clearly to keep up your energy level given drugs and condom use)

here is one thing i hate.

why do they put all the tampons and pads (with their wings and strings and all other assorted gismos you girls like), and pregency tests, and the yeast infection goos by the condoms? honestly, that's just uncalled for. all i need is something to put over my penis while i boldly go where no man has gone before.

could that be considered some sort of birth control?

don't want to go in the aisle...hence no condom purchase...hense girls won't let you go where no man has gone before (or where a few, some, or quite a few men have gone before)

well here's a sugestion, put the seran wrap next to the condoms. in fact, put the chocolate syrup and whipped cream in that isle too.

Henrietta wrote:I think we should keep it in the same aisle. What's so bad about reminding the patrons what it takes to maintain that road?

oh you would cass. you would. look, when you drive you don't want to be bothered by construction and tractors, and bulldozers and what not. so why should i have to listen to the preverbial flag man when i drive down the road? that's all i'm saying.

thirdhour wrote:Well, in the case of pregnancy tests, those go where many men have probably gone before.

thank you Yannic, you were the only one that caught it.

nikki4982 wrote:

Bandalero wrote:

nikki4982 wrote:

Bandalero wrote:who goes to drug stores anymore? seriously.

You... don't...... I... I don't understand.

i go to the H-E-B (not heb you yankees) to get drugs, condoms, ect.

I have NO idea what a H-E-B is. It sounds like a drug store, though.

Chanandler Bong wrote:Its The CM. Don't try to understand what happens here.

OH MY GOD!!! QUOTE OF THE YEAR!!!!!

H-E-B is a grocery store w/ pharmacy. Bethany has a shirt from H-E-B, and she was calling it heb.

and that's an instant classic johnny.

Ahh, I see. So like... any supermarket we have around here, then.

ACME > H-E-B.

And don't tell me that's not true. The coyote wouldn't shop at H-E-B.

nikki4982 wrote:Ahh, I see. So like... any supermarket we have around here, then.

ACME > H-E-B.

And don't tell me that's not true. The coyote wouldn't shop at H-E-B.

the coyote is a cheap bastard that buys defective materials from a shoddy place. i've eaten road runner, very tough, stringy bird. for god's sake it's always running, it's like super lean.

H-E-B now, well, its alright i guess. they got a big assed one called H-E-B+ that's suppose to rival super wal-mart only that it offers a wide range of like stuff.

If it rivals Super Wal Mart, send it here.

We have a Super Store that devours our WalMart. The thing looks like an airport, it's just that huge.

the + has got like cool stuff in it, like a massive block of nothin but beer from all over the place.

nikki4982 wrote:Ahh, I see. So like... any supermarket we have around here, then.

ACME > H-E-B.

And don't tell me that's not true. The coyote wouldn't shop at H-E-B.

it's still my life's mission to go to an ACME.

but i've never seen one around here. or an H-E-B

ACMEs are only around here.

Though, from the looks of Google, there's a different ACME chain in Ohio. Weird.

H-E-Bs are regional too. it's a TexAn thing.