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I'm socially inept!

Waiting to Exist wrote:show...er?

Do you mean show her?

Show her what?

Get away, smelly!

I just showered!!

... wait, what were we talking about?

I dunno. Something to do with boys.

Hmm... interesting... wanna go ride bikes?

it's hard to ride a bike :O

Bikes? Bikes!!

namkablam wrote:it's hard to ride a bike :O

what are you talking about! you are insane! INSANE! ahhhh!!!!
*runs out in tears*

<-- doesn't remember how to ride a bike.

<-- proof "it's like riding a bike..." is a stupid phrase.

I didn't learn to ride a bike until two... no, one... no, two... years ago. I haven't ridden one since the day I learned, either...

Meh.

I've never forgotten since learning

I was very slow at learning (there is a HILARIOUS home video of me going back and forth down the block down the shore putting one foot on the ground, moving a few inches with both feet on the peddles, then slamming the other foot down, repeat...), then could ride (not well) for a few years or so, and then I forgot how after not riding for a few years.

I never bothered myself with such frivolous thing such as learning how to ride a bike, it's all about learning to drive now.

It's a good way to get around until you do. Unless, of course, you live somewhere that is made of hills.

Actually my area is ironically very hilly, but that's not the point, I just learned to walk fast.

you didn't ride a bike when you were a kid?

I live in a somewhat city-oriented area, so riding a bike is difficult.

you poor deprived children