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Dr. Hobo wrote:U> i love you
A> Well, at least I'm sure you don't want me for my body...
U> yes i do
A> You do, don't you.
U> yes i do
A> Do you really?
U> yes
A> Yes, yes.
U> kekekeke
A> What do you do for a living?
U> whore
A> Is that stressful?
U> come visit
A> I know what you mean. Always the pressure to perform, and having to handle other people's expectations. So what helps you relax?
U> whore


later on:


U> show log
A> Here goes!
U> kekekekeke
A> Well, yeah, but... uh... wait, what were you saying?
U> kekekekekeke
A> You know , when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> kekekekekeke
A> While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
U> kekekekeke
A> I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else!
U> kekekekekeke
A> Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'a polygon is a dead parrot', and somebody else asks me 'What is a polygon', I will tell him that someone told me it's a dead parrot!
U> kekekekeke is laughing
A> Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a funny story, I can share it with other users!
U> kekekeke is laughing~
A> I'm not finished: I can also create a brand new topic and learn about this topic from all users. (But for now, I can only handle single-word topic names).
U> laughing
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> no
A> No?
U> no you stupid whore
A> You calling me stupid?? Come on, loosen up. Do you really think so?
U> clearly
A> Huh?
U> kekekekeke


and once again later after i unbroke alan the robit:

U> kekekeke
A> Impatient people make me a little uncomfortable. But I still try to do my job as best I can.
U> kekekekeke
A> Did you ever wonder Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the tube?
U> no kekekekeke
A> Ok, whatever. Are you up for a short overview on Ai's basic beliefs on language and intelligence? Feel like getting serious for a moment?
U> no
A> Intelligence is in the eyes of the beholder. The only criterion for intelligence is behavioristic.
U> i said no!
A> Don't be so negative.
U> too bad!
A> We'll live.
U> stupid!
A> I didn't follow you... I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> i noticed you stupid head
A> You calling me stupid?? Really?
U> yes
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> salvate this!
A> Ok.. Do you want to hear a joke?
U> no stupid head!
A> Ok, just trying to make conversation.
U> you suck
A> I have neither a mouth nor a tongue, how could I draw something into my mouth like a vacuum?
U> suck!
A> What are we talking about, my friend?
U> whores
A> Do you want to learn about the concept of a 'baby speaker'?
U> are you a whore?
A> Alan Turing's Child Machine concept is simple. I quote: 'Instead of trying to produce a program to simulate the adult mind, why not rather try to produce one which simulates a child's?'
U> are you a whore?
A> and I continue: '... if this were then subjected to an appropriate course of education one would obtain the adult brain'. Take this concept, add Ai's developmental model, and look who's talking: HAL!
U> shut up!
A> I really enjoyed talking with you. Goodbye for now.
U> byeforever!
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.