post your current AIM conversation:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 8/27/2005, 2:26 am

Silly robit, chats are for people.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/27/2005, 2:36 am

Dr. Hobo wrote:U> i love you
A> Well, at least I'm sure you don't want me for my body...
U> yes i do
A> You do, don't you.
U> yes i do
A> Do you really?
U> yes
A> Yes, yes.
U> kekekeke
A> What do you do for a living?
U> whore
A> Is that stressful?
U> come visit
A> I know what you mean. Always the pressure to perform, and having to handle other people's expectations. So what helps you relax?
U> whore

later on:

U> show log
A> Here goes!
U> kekekekeke
A> Well, yeah, but... uh... wait, what were you saying?
U> kekekekekeke
A> You know , when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> kekekekekeke
A> While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
U> kekekekeke
A> I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else!
U> kekekekekeke
A> Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'a polygon is a dead parrot', and somebody else asks me 'What is a polygon', I will tell him that someone told me it's a dead parrot!
U> kekekekeke is laughing
A> Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a funny story, I can share it with other users!
U> kekekeke is laughing~
A> I'm not finished: I can also create a brand new topic and learn about this topic from all users. (But for now, I can only handle single-word topic names).
U> laughing
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> no
A> No?
U> no you stupid whore
A> You calling me stupid?? Come on, loosen up. Do you really think so?
U> clearly
A> Huh?
U> kekekekeke

and once again later after i unbroke alan the robit:

U> kekekeke
A> Impatient people make me a little uncomfortable. But I still try to do my job as best I can.
U> kekekekeke
A> Did you ever wonder Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the tube?
U> no kekekekeke
A> Ok, whatever. Are you up for a short overview on Ai's basic beliefs on language and intelligence? Feel like getting serious for a moment?
U> no
A> Intelligence is in the eyes of the beholder. The only criterion for intelligence is behavioristic.
U> i said no!
A> Don't be so negative.
U> too bad!
A> We'll live.
U> stupid!
A> I didn't follow you... I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> i noticed you stupid head
A> You calling me stupid?? Really?
U> yes
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> salvate this!
A> Ok.. Do you want to hear a joke?
U> no stupid head!
A> Ok, just trying to make conversation.
U> you suck
A> I have neither a mouth nor a tongue, how could I draw something into my mouth like a vacuum?
U> suck!
A> What are we talking about, my friend?
U> whores
A> Do you want to learn about the concept of a 'baby speaker'?
U> are you a whore?
A> Alan Turing's Child Machine concept is simple. I quote: 'Instead of trying to produce a program to simulate the adult mind, why not rather try to produce one which simulates a child's?'
U> are you a whore?
A> and I continue: '... if this were then subjected to an appropriate course of education one would obtain the adult brain'. Take this concept, add Ai's developmental model, and look who's talking: HAL!
U> shut up!
A> I really enjoyed talking with you. Goodbye for now.
U> byeforever!
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.

nikki pagebabied my robit convo so i do this :nod:

Post by **xjsb125** » 8/27/2005, 12:02 pm

You are fucked up, Sand. Fucked. Up. :no:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/27/2005, 1:29 pm

Who is U and who is A?

superrgirll · Post by **superrgirll** » 8/27/2005, 2:21 pm

i don't get it

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 8/27/2005, 3:55 pm

me either

Post by **saman** » 8/27/2005, 3:57 pm

i think it's one of those online robot things...

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 8/27/2005, 5:51 pm

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/27/2005, 6:10 pm

I see.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/27/2005, 7:14 pm

u = me
a = alan the robit

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 8/28/2005, 3:38 am

Hence my comment up at the top of this page.

Post by **xjsb125** » 8/28/2005, 10:21 am

Fucked. Up. :no:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 8/28/2005, 4:01 pm

he didnt learn!
i showed him good

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 8/28/2005, 8:11 pm

tell me your own politik [2] says:
I'M GOING TO STALK YOU

jobobobobobo says:
:O

tell me your own politik [2] says:
8o|

jobobobobobo says:
holy crap that's a weird face

tell me your own politik [2] says:
I WILL COME TO YOUR BEDROOM AT NIGHT

tell me your own politik [2] says:
AND READ YOU PEANUTS COMICS

jobobobobobo says:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tell me your own politik [2] says:
NONSTOP

tell me your own politik [2] says:
FOREVER AND EVER

jobobobobobo says:
God is cruel

Hope · Post by **Hope** » 8/28/2005, 8:14 pm

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 8/28/2005, 8:41 pm

its4am_isanybodyhome · Post by **its4am_isanybodyhome** » 8/28/2005, 9:48 pm

[23:46] dumbandjaded04: mew
[23:46] barbiehathaway: woof woof
[23:47] barbiehathaway: hahahahahhahhaa
[23:47] dumbandjaded04: rarrrr!
[23:47] dumbandjaded04: hiss
[23:47] dumbandjaded04: ...-elephant noise-
[23:47] barbiehathaway: flap flap flap
[23:47] dumbandjaded04: caww caw
[23:48] barbiehathaway: rumble rumble tumble trip

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 8/31/2005, 8:55 pm

WTE says:
Call me fetus.

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 8/31/2005, 8:58 pm

afe says:
I suck.

afealicious · Post by **afealicious** » 8/31/2005, 9:03 pm

too bad i never said that, and you <i>actually</i> said

WTE says:
Call me fetus.

i can take a screenshot if you like.