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sandsleeper wrote:[u]
Circa 5 Minutes Later: Ice slowly collecting on the windshield creates an unnerving clicking noise when in contact with windshield wipers. The brave Robert Palazzo once again puts his life on the line and scrapes fearlessly at the ice, while driving, with only a gloved hand.


8:42 AM: Rob loses control of car. Much Swerving. All passengers come close to death.

8:54 AM: Rob loses control of car. Much Swerving. All passengers come close to death.

it was intense. my life flashed before my eyes... twice... in 12 minutes.

yea i have no clue why i decided to actually go through with driving there it was definatley blizzard like in philly.

cause you love us

*********NEWSFLASH!! SECOND PAGE OF THE ROCHY DIARIES UNEARTHED!*****************

9:30 AM: Trip resumes after a brief interlude at McDonald's.

9:32 AM: Yoda feel apocalypse near.

9:57 AM: Clydesdale horses spotted over Eastern Front.

10:45 AM: Mystic smoke rises from Kimmy's palms. Godly origins?
"It's better to be cold than dead."

10:58 AM: Syracuse is not pretty. Too industrial. Gnomes should be making shoes in big factories, or at least illegal immigrants.

11:07 AM: Driving around upstate NY listening to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star AND singing along. ROCK ON!! HARD CORE!! SA-WEEEEEEEEEET!!!

12:24 PM: Arrive at RIT
*saw stage. This school sucks!!
*saw muchos hot guys. Strike above comment.
* leave Nikki and Melissa for dead.
* Go to get Bethany and Sarah!

imagine if we detailed everything how amazing it would have been

lol this page strikes me as particularly funny. i can still see the smoke rising from my hands.

sarah and I will definitely make a log
right, sarah?

right

I still believe the mystic smoke rising from Kimmy's hands had Godly origins.

areusad831 wrote:right

are you sarah!?


and jq: its quite possible that it did after all those near death experiences

i don't know if i'm gonna survive today.

you shall! and then thurs you get to leave, right?

no, i'm not going to survive.

it was nice knowing all of you!

it is just two tests silly that will be over very soon, good news we can store your luggage in the Port Authority police room thanks to my connections

i'd kill for my schooling to be over. still got three more weeks!! whoohooo...three more weeks of projects, tests, and papers...mmhmmm

bah me too...i just failed another test....2.0 GPA here i come

in 24 hours...I will be on a bus, wondering why the hell i decided to travel 700 miles to see some stupid kids.

hehehe

who you calling kid!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee in 24 hours we will be hanging out

luckyJQ9 wrote:

About an hour later: Driver and all four passengers are almost killed as said driver, Robert Palazzo, is distracted by a wintry hillside and murmurs "PRETTY..." Car almost crashes into guardrail.

that was soooooo funny. almost died..but sooooo funny.

I agree. That was possibly one of the funniest moments of my life. And possibly one of the funniest near-death experiences ever.

sandsleeper wrote:*********NEWSFLASH!! SECOND PAGE OF THE ROCHY DIARIES UNEARTHED!*****************

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sandsleeper wrote:11:07 AM: Driving around upstate NY listening to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star AND singing along. ROCK ON!! HARD CORE!! SA-WEEEEEEEEEET!!!

I liked the moment we ALL came to the realization we were doing that.

sandsleeper wrote:* leave Nikki and Melissa for dead.

*dies laughing*





... man, I can't wait to see you guys again. I wish Jacqui could make it over here, though.