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Cass wrote:Go to the sex thread!


Why!?!? ARE THERE DIAGRAMS!?!?!?! :O
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my insides cried.
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it was a GOOD cry ;)
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dream in japanese wrote:i can...ummm...use..diagrams...but then that would make me cry, so i'll refrain from doing so.




now i'll never know what you were talking about
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Post by dream in japanese »

FINE!!


mr. meadows
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thanks to you i can now say i've typed butt sex into a google search :oops:
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well then, my job is done
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nikki4982 wrote:Oh, we got it... we just didn't want it. :P


The conversation is about anal sex, and you just had to say that you got it but didn't want it. Do you have any idea how that can be interpreted when you're reading the thread backwords?! :P

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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

he is right


now people are going to think you didnt want it when you got it








nothing like making the problem worse for people reading backwards
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Post by Hope »

so um. what do you do if you like a good guy friend
and you dont want to come off as a weirdo
and he's taken?
dammit.



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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

you casually say,


"so is your girlfriend into threesomes?"
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Rusty wrote:
nikki4982 wrote:Oh, we got it... we just didn't want it. :P

The conversation is about anal sex, and you just had to say that you got it but didn't want it. Do you have any idea how that can be interpreted when you're reading the thread backwords?! :P

You read threads backwards? :wtf:
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im trying to give advice here and you just come along and interrupt


Anyway, I believe my solution was the same solution I have for every problem
Minimum 2 woman threesome
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*interrupts again*
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a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

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THREESOME
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Gimme_Shelter wrote:Anyway, I believe my solution was the same solution I have for every problem
Minimum 2 woman threesome


I think if this threesome is to include you, then it would have to be a MAXIMUM or 2 women also. Or it wouldn't be a threesome.
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Post by laurel »

you guys are killing the wrong threads now.

jen - don't say anything while he's got a girlfriend. that would be...bad. there's not much you can do when he's taken. it's an overall bad idea to say anything then, because your heart probably will get broken in to ittybitty pieces.
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Post by thirdhour »

yeah, because there's pretty much no chance of it working out now, when he's got somebody, and then you've ruined your chances forever. if he's worth it, wait until he's single, and if it's not worth waiting, find someone else.
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Post by Henrietta »

I agree. But that always sucks.

Aghh....I'm scared everything I do is the wrong thing and it's just completely ruined. Must...relax...
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I think you girls are missing the truth here. Most guys are pigs and would maybe even leave their girlfriend for someone else. Or cheat on her... So technically, just because HE's in a relationship doesn't mean she doesn't have a chance.

However, if the sexes were reversed in this situation and it was a guy going for a taken girl, that usually isn't going to work. Girls are much more loyal.
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nikki4982 wrote:
Rusty wrote:
nikki4982 wrote:Oh, we got it... we just didn't want it. :P

The conversation is about anal sex, and you just had to say that you got it but didn't want it. Do you have any idea how that can be interpreted when you're reading the thread backwords?! :P

You read threads backwards? :wtf:


Sometimes. I forget where it ended, so i just start reading, and then i go back to see how it started. It makes for interesting stuff.

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Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever


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