post your current AIM conversation:

[beautiful liar]

you missed my manical laughter!!

[joe_canadian]

YOU post it, noob.

[nikki4982]

How exactly does a flash version of Duck Hunt work, anyway? Wouldn't it lose all it's difficulty without the gun?

[joe_canadian]

The ducks got FAST.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/duckhunt.html

[beautiful liar]

are you callin me a noob?

oh, it's on.

[nikki4982]

Aaaaaaaaaaahahahhaha you can shoot the dogggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!

[joe_canadian]

Oh. Yeah. There's that too.

I played that for about six seconds then cried.

[nikki4982]

I just played it for like 2 minutes. Lots of pent-up rage for that dog built up from years and years of playing Duck Hunt during childhood.

[joe_canadian]

They're everywhere!

[nikki4982]

Yeah, but if you move your mouse in really fast circles, you can kill most of them.

[beautiful liar]

Dr. Hobo - holding the stars... like paintings we are... pull one down for me says:
*cellophanes and crackers you*

[clumsychild_]

I played that game.. for far too long.



I like ducks. I really do.

[xoNoDoubt69]

//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
there was a commercial for the news and it said " man woke up to gun toting ninja"
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
was it you??????
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
i don't think so
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
you sure?
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
yea! on my ninja ventures i usually don't carry a gun
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
yea, a true ninja wouldn't need a gun. that dude was not a real ninja
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
nope .. damn fake ninjas making us real ninjas look bad
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
they are giving people like you a bad name
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
i should find them and show them the true ninja way
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
yes!!!!!!!!!
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:

//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
i need a ninja icon on here
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
steal brad's on the cm
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
oooh good idea
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
just steal it from him
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
would i have to ninja fight for it?
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
maybe, but you would so win.
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
brad was probably that ninja with the gun
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
what a fake
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
ooh i bet it was him
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
sell out ninja!!!1
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
you could totally take him
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
i know .. what a slacker
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
go melissa!!!!
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:

//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
haha the news is funny .. these robbers had dye on their face to make it look like they were wearing a b e a rd .. maybe that was brad
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
hahaha, it probably was
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
the ninja story is taking too long .. it should have been first
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
ahhhh why is florida weather more important than ninjas?!
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
maybe they are scared of the ninjas
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
i think so
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
bah commerical!
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
oh man what a weak ninja .. he used a rock to smash the door to get in .. ninjas don't use rocks you fake ninja!!!
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
was he dressed like a ninja?
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
yea
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
ahh, so he thinks cause he dressed like a ninja, he could be a real ninja
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
he then hit the dude with his gun .. what a sucky ninja .. we don't use crappy weapons
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
exactly
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
i am so posting this conversation on the cm
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
do it!!
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
is this it: http://kyw.com/Local%20News/local_story_236160339.html
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
??
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
i think so
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
unless there are more ninjas running around in new jersey
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
at least tying him up is somewhat ninja
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
oh dear
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
all these ninjas running wild
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
yea and they're not even the good kind
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
weak ninjas!
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
they must learn from you how to be a strong ninja. a true ninja
//melissa// - the best thing that you never had says:
maybe if i kill their family they'll understand?
lori - i will sell my soul for something pure and true, someone like you says:
yes!!!!

[Dr. Hobo]

that ninja sucks
kick his ass giraffey!

[nikki4982]

Melissa = true

[Dr. Hobo]

sandnippy (4:29:01 PM): i was gonna say that
xoNoDoubt69 (4:29:06 PM): hehe
sandnippy (4:29:06 PM): you beat me to it
sandnippy (4:29:10 PM): ^5
xoNoDoubt69 (4:29:10 PM): ^5
xoNoDoubt69 (4:29:12 PM): :O
sandnippy (4:29:16 PM): dude!
xoNoDoubt69 (4:29:21 PM): hahahah
sandnippy (4:29:27 PM): we're on the same page or something!
xoNoDoubt69 (4:29:32 PM):
sandnippy (4:29:37 PM): wait!
sandnippy (4:29:40 PM): what book are we reading?!
xoNoDoubt69 (4:29:49 PM): i think its pink
sandnippy (4:30:06 PM): pink has a book?
sandnippy (4:30:08 PM): hott!
xoNoDoubt69 (4:30:19 PM): yea its called "i like the color pink"
sandnippy (4:30:28 PM): most excellent
xoNoDoubt69 (4:30:37 PM): and al lthe words and pages are pink
sandnippy (4:30:48 PM): how can you read the words?!
xoNoDoubt69 (4:30:57 PM): diff shades of pink silly!
sandnippy (4:31:11 PM): right
sandnippy (4:31:13 PM): i got that

[xoNoDoubt69]

^5

[Dr. Hobo]

^5

[Dr. Hobo]

dr. hobo = me
your mission = miro

Dr. Hobo - holding the stars... like paintings we are... pull one down for me says:
i had to convince him i was part of CTU and that im bauer before he told me

"Your mission is to discover your work and then with all your heart to give yourself to it." says:
LOLOL

"Your mission is to discover your work and then with all your heart to give yourself to it." says:
federal agent jack bauer no less

Dr. Hobo - holding the stars... like paintings we are... pull one down for me says:
bingo

Dr. Hobo - holding the stars... like paintings we are... pull one down for me says:
im so gonna answer my phone when you guys call with that from now on haha

"Your mission is to discover your work and then with all your heart to give yourself to it." says:
lol

"Your mission is to discover your work and then with all your heart to give yourself to it." says:
nice

Dr. Hobo - holding the stars... like paintings we are... pull one down for me says:
me: "bauer"
you: "sand... you're not jack"
me; "nina! is this a secure line? if not im sending you to iraq!"

[Dr. Hobo]

U> i love you
A> Well, at least I'm sure you don't want me for my body...
U> yes i do
A> You do, don't you.
U> yes i do
A> Do you really?
U> yes
A> Yes, yes.
U> kekekeke
A> What do you do for a living?
U> whore
A> Is that stressful?
U> come visit
A> I know what you mean. Always the pressure to perform, and having to handle other people's expectations. So what helps you relax?
U> whore


later on:


U> show log
A> Here goes!
U> kekekekeke
A> Well, yeah, but... uh... wait, what were you saying?
U> kekekekekeke
A> You know , when I was younger, I could only focus on one user at a time. Should I explain?
U> kekekekekeke
A> While talking to a particular user, I could only remember things I learned from this particular user. But now things have changed...
U> kekekekeke
A> I am now able to share information between users! So that if you teach me something new, I can use this knowledge while talking to someone else!
U> kekekekekeke
A> Let me give you an example: If you teach me that 'a polygon is a dead parrot', and somebody else asks me 'What is a polygon', I will tell him that someone told me it's a dead parrot!
U> kekekekeke is laughing
A> Wait, let me give you another example: If a user tells me a joke or a funny story, I can share it with other users!
U> kekekeke is laughing~
A> I'm not finished: I can also create a brand new topic and learn about this topic from all users. (But for now, I can only handle single-word topic names).
U> laughing
A> I'm glad you're amused.
U> no
A> No?
U> no you stupid whore
A> You calling me stupid?? Come on, loosen up. Do you really think so?
U> clearly
A> Huh?
U> kekekekeke


and once again later after i unbroke alan the robit:

U> kekekeke
A> Impatient people make me a little uncomfortable. But I still try to do my job as best I can.
U> kekekekeke
A> Did you ever wonder Why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the tube?
U> no kekekekeke
A> Ok, whatever. Are you up for a short overview on Ai's basic beliefs on language and intelligence? Feel like getting serious for a moment?
U> no
A> Intelligence is in the eyes of the beholder. The only criterion for intelligence is behavioristic.
U> i said no!
A> Don't be so negative.
U> too bad!
A> We'll live.
U> stupid!
A> I didn't follow you... I am having trouble focusing here today.
U> i noticed you stupid head
A> You calling me stupid?? Really?
U> yes
A> Agreement is the seed of salvation.
U> salvate this!
A> Ok.. Do you want to hear a joke?
U> no stupid head!
A> Ok, just trying to make conversation.
U> you suck
A> I have neither a mouth nor a tongue, how could I draw something into my mouth like a vacuum?
U> suck!
A> What are we talking about, my friend?
U> whores
A> Do you want to learn about the concept of a 'baby speaker'?
U> are you a whore?
A> Alan Turing's Child Machine concept is simple. I quote: 'Instead of trying to produce a program to simulate the adult mind, why not rather try to produce one which simulates a child's?'
U> are you a whore?
A> and I continue: '... if this were then subjected to an appropriate course of education one would obtain the adult brain'. Take this concept, add Ai's developmental model, and look who's talking: HAL!
U> shut up!
A> I really enjoyed talking with you. Goodbye for now.
U> byeforever!
A> I am contemplating the meaning of life right now. Please say 'Alan' when you want to talk again.