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OLPMazurite wrote:i pity you all
because you're going to have to deal with a overly tired and burned out Bethany

sleep on the bus, we're going to run you into the ground!

quit your crying

i think you have to be 18 or at least have a credit card to book a hotel room but I am not sure? What concert are you going to?

don't tell me to quit crying!

areusad831 wrote:quit your crying

i think you have to be 18 or at least have a credit card to book a hotel room but I am not sure? What concert are you going to?

oh ok, then the hotel thing shouldn't be a problem. oh, and AFI, they're playing at the water street music hall, ever heard of it?

sandsleeper wrote:lol 15... 18? and all with the body dragging under the car!

OHMYGOD!!!!!!!! How could I forget about the body dragging under the car!!!!!!!!

The Official Rochy Diary as Recorded by The Passengers of Robert Palazzo's Tan Saturn
Transcribed, to the best of her abilities, by Kim Corry.

REALLY REALLY GODDAMN EARLY, some sidestreet in scary Philly: 8 inches of snow discovered covering said tan Saturn. The Aforementioned Robert Palazzo is made to clear off the car while said Passengers take shelter in his car.

About a half hour later, some ghetto road leaving Philly: Robert Palazzo is struck with a paralyzing fear as he suspects that he's left his wallet in JQ's dorm. Car is pulled over, Palazzo searches trunk for said wallet in merciless blizzard. Wallet found.

Circa 5 Minutes Later: Ice slowly collecting on the windshield creates an unnerving clicking noise when in contact with windshield wipers. The brave Robert Palazzo once again puts his life on the line and scrapes fearlessly at the ice, while driving, with only a gloved hand.

Circa 10 Minutes Later: Tractor trailer fire, road closed.
- Dead homelessman discovered dragging underneath car. Must have picked him up in ghetto Philly.

8:42 AM: Rob loses control of car. Much Swerving. All passengers come close to death.

8:54 AM: Rob loses control of car. Much Swerving. All passengers come close to death.

About 5 minutes later: It is discovered that lyrics of songs are coming true, hastily the song "Car Crash" is skipped over on the Clumsy album.

Soon after: someone's brights are flashing at us.

About an hour later: Driver and all four passengers are almost killed as said driver, Robert Palazzo, is distracted by a wintry hillside and murmurs "PRETTY..." Car almost crashes into guardrail.

A few minutes later: An eirie discovery is made; when tuned to a certain AM station, the radio static is in sync with the windshield wipers.



************HISTORICAL GAP. SECOND PAGE OF DIARY IS LOST TO HUMANITY*************

1:01 PM: Rob almost kills party while performing a 3-point turn on a four lane highway.

1:46 PM: WE realize that there is a REAL ROCHESTER. There is a city!!

2:02 PM: Pick up Bethany and Sarah.


and here the fantastic history ends... who knows what became of them all!

eat me

are you bannana flavored? or chocolate? that's really my favorite combination...

X 1000 that is so amazing Kimmy.

my car is gold though not tan!!
did we loose a page of the log??? that is horrible and I guess that is the one with the road strips tally I think it was 13

never fear

the log part II coming to a CM near you in 2 weeks

oh! i got the tally!! forgot to add that in at the end.

ahem.

Total Rumble Strips Run Over By Robert Palazzo and Passengers in said TAN Saturn while Driving from Phillidelphia to Rochy: 17

Ohmygod. The log! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. And I laugh a *LOT*. And, I mean a *LOT*. My stomach seriously hurts from reading that and laughing too hard.

I'll find that second page yet!

dudes!
i did my laundry today, so I started packing!
it looks like I might have a lot of stuff.
I'm usually not an over packer, but I want to bring all of my clothes...

it's ok, we got room!

oh yeah, do you and sarah like pancakes, bethany? my mom was asking.

About an hour later: Driver and all four passengers are almost killed as said driver, Robert Palazzo, is distracted by a wintry hillside and murmurs "PRETTY..." Car almost crashes into guardrail.

that was soooooo funny. almost died..but sooooo funny.

sandsleeper wrote:it's ok, we got room!

oh yeah, do you and sarah like pancakes, bethany? my mom was asking.

Sarah:
Bethany:

haha kimmys mom = awesome
robs mom = could care less about feeding people

looks like we eat at kimmys!!! and we will just feed bethany some grass

OLPMazurite: you like pancakes, right?
buzhwa2001: yeah
buzhwa2001: y?
OLPMazurite: ok
OLPMazurite: kimmy's mommy asked
buzhwa2001: :-)
OLPMazurite: and I said you like them and I don't
buzhwa2001: who the fuck doesn't like
buzhwa2001: nm
buzhwa2001: :-)

actually my mom hates pancakes too. she's good at making them though.