Posted: 1/10/2003, 2:39 pm
duck tape is the best thing since sliced grapefruit
Would you like a doughnut?
No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Well, this one's full of purple jelly... Purple's a fruit.
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Posted: 1/10/2003, 2:56 pm
Posted: 1/10/2003, 3:03 pm
!Posted: 1/10/2003, 3:11 pm
relating the simpsons to practically everything= win
Posted: 1/10/2003, 3:15 pm
Hi. I'm Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumkins.
I'm Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
I'm Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
Posted: 1/10/2003, 3:33 pm
YES!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: 1/10/2003, 3:35 pm
FBI Agent: when i say 'hello mr thompson' and STOMP on your foot.... you just smile and nod! ... hello Mr Thompson ...
Homer: *to guy beside him* i think he's talking to you...
Homer: *to guy beside him* i think he's talking to you...
Posted: 1/10/2003, 4:17 pm
it was flurring when i left work in pa but now i'm in jersey and nothing . hm
Posted: 1/10/2003, 4:22 pm
We had a 90 minute delay today but it didn't snow or anything. 
It kinda confused me. But it's ok, I got a much-needed extra hour of sleep.
It kinda confused me. But it's ok, I got a much-needed extra hour of sleep. Posted: 1/10/2003, 5:04 pm
Mechanical Thought wrote:FBI Agent: when i say 'hello mr thompson' and STOMP on your foot.... you just smile and nod! ... hello Mr Thompson ...
Homer: *to guy beside him* i think he's talking to you...
That was the funniest Simpsons part in the world, EVER.
I've had a cough/bronchitis for 11 days now. I don't think it's going away. I also gave it to two of my friends. Heh.
Posted: 1/10/2003, 5:27 pm
thank you! that is one of my favourite ones! there is also the one when they get snowed in at the school and when Principal Skinner finds out that Nibbles [the hamster] saved them, he says:
'you did it nibbles! now quick, chew through my ball sack!'
but anyways... yay, the weekend. i don't know where i would be without it!
'you did it nibbles! now quick, chew through my ball sack!'
but anyways... yay, the weekend. i don't know where i would be without it!
Posted: 1/10/2003, 8:10 pm
"We'll never forget that melody as long as we live." *starts humming*
"Dad, that's Old Spice."
"Dad, that's Old Spice."
Posted: 1/10/2003, 8:22 pm
Billy Corgan (shaking hands with Homer): Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely
heeheehee
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely
heeheehee
Posted: 1/11/2003, 1:15 am
happeninfish wrote:"We'll never forget that melody as long as we live." *starts humming*
"Dad, that's Old Spice."
Posted: 1/11/2003, 1:29 am
my store has been doing really crappy these past couple of weeks, so in about a month, they are going to fire 5 people. and i have a pretty good feeling that i am one of them. 
I've been working there the longest out of everyone and i am the only person who knows where all the shoes are.
goodbye job.
I've been working there the longest out of everyone and i am the only person who knows where all the shoes are.
goodbye job.
Posted: 1/11/2003, 1:46 am
it can come from out of nowhere hit you when you're safe and warm take it easy my star your time is gonna come your time is gonna come yeah you got those crazy blue eyes yeah you got those crazy blues all those pretty smiles i can see them laughing at you your time is gonna come your time is gonna come whoa i don't wanna be your punching bag your complacent little princess all tragic and sad i'm not gonna let you overwhelm me anymore no not anymore yeah you say you got this bad thing yeah you say you got it bad you have broken every heart of every friend you've ever had someday the time will come when all your friends just go away i wonder why i stick around sometimes i wish you would leave you say you'll love me forever then you spit on me your time is gonna come i swear your time is gonna come i don't wanna be your whipping boy your pathetic little loser someone you can ignore i'm not gonna let you overwhelm me anymore i'm not gonne let you hurt me anymore i'm not gonne let you hit me anymore i'm not gonne let you kick me anymore i will not let you overwhelm me anymore it can come from out of nowhere whoa i don't wanna be your simple saving grace just another little victim with a happy face somedays someday soon somebody's gonna come i hope they do this to you i'm not gonna let you overwhelm me i will not let you hurt me anymore no i will not let you hurt me anymore i will not let you hit me anymore i will not let you twist me anymore no i will not let you turn me inside out
Posted: 1/11/2003, 12:18 pm
I've just bought 4 cds off ebay:
Ash - A life less ordinary
OLP - Somewhere out there (promo)
Wilt - Bastinardo (promo) and
Dum Dums - Can't Get You Out Of My Thoughts
All of which where under £5. I am a happy bunny
Ash - A life less ordinary
OLP - Somewhere out there (promo)
Wilt - Bastinardo (promo) and
Dum Dums - Can't Get You Out Of My Thoughts
All of which where under £5. I am a happy bunny
Posted: 1/11/2003, 1:57 pm
superrgirll wrote:I've been working there the longest out of everyone and i am the only person who knows where all the shoes are.
So doesn't that put you above everybody else then? Since you've been there the longest and actually know what you're doing you should be the one they WANT to keep right?
Posted: 1/11/2003, 3:14 pm
Posted: 1/11/2003, 3:16 pm
I went to Blockbuster to rent THe Good Girl and they had, like, 20 copies and they WERE ALL OUT. AAAAAGGGGHHH!