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I'm watching Price is Right right now. Guess what game is on! It's the best game!

[glow=white]PLINKO![/glow]

That made my morning...

come on down!

you're the next contestant on "the price is right"

*applause*

i just got a tetnus shot.

my doctor is so hot. in a dorky doctor way.

Is he a nerd?

yeah he def seems like the nerd type. he's got big nerd glasses and crazy nerd hair.

too bad he's in his forties and has a wife and kids.

I got my wallet stuck in a news paper vending machine today!!

Pathetic!!

You have the funniest luck.

the worst part is that I had to wait for someone to come along and buy a paper. THEN I had to convince them that it was my wallet. As I have good luck, the nastiest, meanest, analist old lady came and got a paper next. The Hag. She didn't believe that it was mine and said that I was up to now good!!She was gonna call the law and she did.!! That miserable old Git!!! So I had to wait for the police to come. They cleared it up. Thank goodness


Old people suck

Wow. That story just screams "Dumb and Dumber" at me. No offense meant.

sandsleeper wrote:yeah he def seems like the nerd type. he's got big nerd glasses and crazy nerd hair.

too bad he's in his forties and has a wife and kids.

I've got all of the above, and I'm your age.

Donnie Darko on TMN. Woo!

My sister is a whiny little fuck.

That is all.

I'm watching The Shining right now, myself.

Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:the worst part is that I had to wait for someone to come along and buy a paper. THEN I had to convince them that it was my wallet. As I have good luck, the nastiest, meanest, analist old lady came and got a paper next. The Hag. She didn't believe that it was mine and said that I was up to now good!!She was gonna call the law and she did.!! That miserable old Git!!! So I had to wait for the police to come. They cleared it up. Thank goodness


Old people suck

Dude, why didn't you just say, "Hey, my license is in there. Take it out and look at the picture. It's me. My name is Jonathan (last name here) and my birthday is (birthday here)." It makes sense.

I actually never thought of that

crazy old lady, she probably needs some lovin.

when i'm old, wrinkly, and dirty i'm gonna hit on every other old lady i see. and maybe a few 20somethings.

Wow. That story just screams "Dumb and Dumber" at me. No offense meant.

Me too! That is exactly what I was thinking. Sigh Jonathan...you need a chaperone

Crappy, I have to go to the denist today! But, I can finally start using my Crest white strips after that. Anyone here use em before? Do they make your teeth ultra sensitive?

Yes. They ruin the strength of your enamel. All of that whitening shit does, especially the stuff the dentist uses cause it's more powerful. My mommy's a dental hygienist

Robbo: The price is WRONG, bitch!

I hate how the TV version says "The price is WRONG, Bob"