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*pours hp sauce on jen* *bites*

owww i don't love hp sauce anymore!!!

Yes you do. Noone can resist it's bold flavour.

i am not a tasty girl.

I'll just take your word for that.

luis says:
hey how do u get ur post on cm

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you type and then you press enter

luis says:
where at

luis says:
i went to profile and did every thing it told me and at the end where it said your profile is loaded

luis says:
is that it

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
go to the Forum Index

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/index.php

luis says:
k let me get there

luis says:
now what do i do

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
click "View posts since last visit"

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
top right corner of the page

luis says:
k

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
click any topic under the column marked "Topics"

luis says:
which one r u on

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
"what are you listening to"

luis says:
i'm listening to red hot chili peppers

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
inside any topic, scroll to the bottom of the page and you will see a box

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
under this box is the word "Quicky"

luis says:
k

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
type your message in the box and click "quicky"

luis says:
k

luis says:
where would the box be at

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
the bottom of the page

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
scroll down

luis says:
what do i type in

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
in the box

luis says:
what do i say

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
what you want to say

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
what you feel is right

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
let your conscience guide you

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
express yourself, child

luis says:
k

luis says:
there im done



^ http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... tart=10060

guess which one is him

edit: a minute later.......

luis says:
hey i'll talk to u later k

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
kbi4ever

luis says:
thanks for helping me with my profile

luis says:
bye

Wow.

luis says:
which one r u on

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
"what are you listening to"

luis says:
i'm listening to red hot chili peppers

he also claims to be the cousin of whoever founded the cm, and that his old screenname "luis" got banned because he beat his cousin up one day.

mario the hot guy says:
hola
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
hi
mario the hot guy says:
how old r u
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
who r u?
mario the hot guy says:
mario luis friend
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
ok
mario the hot guy says:
yea so how old r u
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
why?
mario the hot guy says:
yea so how old r u
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
35
mario the hot guy says:
hey did luis told u to not tell me u r age
mario the hot guy says:
ur**
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
...no
mario the hot guy says:
he told me
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
ic
luis says:
are u really 35
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
yes
luis says:
cool
mario the hot guy says:
like at 6:30 i get home i well put my web cam so u can see me
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
that's ok i'm cool

So this guy's claiming to be Al's cousin?

yeah, and that he got banned recently because he beat him up....so he signed up for a new account today.

ROIGHTY.

What an odd child.

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you ruin everything

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you're more of a ruiner than nikki!

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you wanna see something funny

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you ruin everything
this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
holy crap wrong window
this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
by you ruin everything i meant thank you very much for your technical support matt widner!
this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
*hug*
Matt says:
hahaha
Matt says:
no problem

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you even ruined me when i was trying to tell you that you ruin everything!

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
what matt was that

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
matt matt

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
no you ruined it!

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you mean the cm matt

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
?

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
The Matt

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
the cm matt?

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
The CM Matt ®

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
that's what i asked

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
twice

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you didn't have to

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but you wouldn't answer

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you should have been able to tell by matt matt

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
or The Matt

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but no, you had to go for the full blown The CM Matt ®

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
he's just matt from the cm

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
he gets no special title

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i think you should post this in the convos thread so he can see how stupid you are and eat you

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
i think we won't post it

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
why not

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i'll duel you!

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
it's time to dudududududududududududuuuuuuuuel!

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
*flings cards*

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
*plays those egyptian god cards*

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
oh yeah?

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
*turns over the table*

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
yeah

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i win now

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
well you're just a sore loser

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
and can't handle my skills

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
because i'm me

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
so ha

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but i trump you

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but donald trump trumps you

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
so i win

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but you aren't donal trump and he sucks so let us never speak of him again

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
okay

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but i win

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
i'm afraid you don't

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i'm afraid of nothing.

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
meaning you lose!

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
and i...

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
...

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
WIN

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
no you really don't

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you lied

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
everyone is afriad of something

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
and liars never win

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so you lose

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
and i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you're the liar you Lying Liar McLieface

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
only losers have a name like that

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
therefore i win because i don't have one

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but you're the lying jem-a-liar

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so your name is worse

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
jem-a-liar has a nice ring to it

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i win.

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i Win ®

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
it rings so it will stick

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
what's wrong with sticking?

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i r winnar

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
sticking is band jem-a-liar

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you made a typo russ-a-liar

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
it doesn't work the same

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
that's because mine is stickier

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
so i win

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you shouldn't be sticky

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
girls aren't meant to be sticky

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i'm winningly sticky

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
that would be unpleasent

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
to say the least

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but i'm sticky in a winningly pleasant sense

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
man this is going in the wrong direction

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
yep

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
look what you did

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i set new paths

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i'm a leader

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
I'M A WINNER

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
and i shop at Winners

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
the store for old woman?

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
*women

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
winners has awesome shit you loser!

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you're angry tonight

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
no i'm not

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
the dark side of the force is strong in you *yoda noises*

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
cool.

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you can't like the dark side

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but i do.

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but you're not allowed

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
who says?

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
the jedi council

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
hey you know what, i'm posting this in the convos thread anyway

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
SO YOU

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
LOSE.

"The CM Matt ®"

i leave for 20 seconds and come back to my computer to see this:

:: where do we go ? says:
!!

:: where do we go ? says:
*stamps feet*

:: where do we go ? says:
you

:: where do we go ? says:
you

:: where do we go ? says:
look like your ina hopsital in that picture

:: where do we go ? says:
and like you look mad and stuff

:: where do we go ? says:
are you eating

:: where do we go ? says:
or are you planning world domination

:: where do we go ? says:
??

:: where do we go ? says:
are you planning to overthrow me ??

:: where do we go ? says:
and my government ??

:: where do we go ? says:
...

:: where do we go ? says:
i'll kill you @@@!!!

:: where do we go ? says:
you wont take me alive !!

:: where do we go ? says:
i'll take you down !!

:: where do we go ? says:
you'll pay!! OH YES!! you'll pay!!@@!!@!@!!@!!!!!!!

:: where do we go ? says:
i ate peanuts today

Is that person ALLERGIC to peanuts, by any chance?

ahaha. no.

it's miro!!

sandnippy (2:25:46 AM): i stand by my view that i have no chance haha
lilbrownbatte (2:25:56 AM): and i stand by my view that you totally do
sandnippy (2:26:08 AM): lets agree to disagree
sandnippy (2:26:12 AM): and call kruno a whore
lilbrownbatte (2:26:24 AM): well, i'm up for the second part.
sandnippy (2:26:27 AM): yay!
lilbrownbatte (2:26:30 AM): krunho!