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[Rusty]

*pours hp sauce on jen* *bites*

[afealicious]

owww i don't love hp sauce anymore!!!

[Rusty]

Yes you do. Noone can resist it's bold flavour.

[afealicious]

i am not a tasty girl.

[Rusty]

I'll just take your word for that.

[afealicious]

luis says:
hey how do u get ur post on cm

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you type and then you press enter

luis says:
where at

luis says:
i went to profile and did every thing it told me and at the end where it said your profile is loaded

luis says:
is that it

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
go to the Forum Index

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/index.php

luis says:
k let me get there

luis says:
now what do i do

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
click "View posts since last visit"

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
top right corner of the page

luis says:
k

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
click any topic under the column marked "Topics"

luis says:
which one r u on

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
"what are you listening to"

luis says:
i'm listening to red hot chili peppers

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
inside any topic, scroll to the bottom of the page and you will see a box

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
under this box is the word "Quicky"

luis says:
k

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
type your message in the box and click "quicky"

luis says:
k

luis says:
where would the box be at

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
the bottom of the page

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
scroll down

luis says:
what do i type in

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
in the box

luis says:
what do i say

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
what you want to say

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
what you feel is right

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
let your conscience guide you

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
express yourself, child

luis says:
k

luis says:
there im done



^ http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... tart=10060

guess which one is him

edit: a minute later.......

luis says:
hey i'll talk to u later k

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
kbi4ever

luis says:
thanks for helping me with my profile

luis says:
bye

[nikki4982]

Wow.

[starseed_10]

luis says:
which one r u on

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
"what are you listening to"

luis says:
i'm listening to red hot chili peppers

[afealicious]

he also claims to be the cousin of whoever founded the cm, and that his old screenname "luis" got banned because he beat his cousin up one day.

[xoNoDoubt69]

mario the hot guy says:
hola
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
hi
mario the hot guy says:
how old r u
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
who r u?
mario the hot guy says:
mario luis friend
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
ok
mario the hot guy says:
yea so how old r u
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
why?
mario the hot guy says:
yea so how old r u
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
35
mario the hot guy says:
hey did luis told u to not tell me u r age
mario the hot guy says:
ur**
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
...no
mario the hot guy says:
he told me
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
ic
luis says:
are u really 35
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
yes
luis says:
cool
mario the hot guy says:
like at 6:30 i get home i well put my web cam so u can see me
melissa - been running but can't get anywhere says:
that's ok i'm cool

[nikki4982]

So this guy's claiming to be Al's cousin?

[afealicious]

yeah, and that he got banned recently because he beat him up....so he signed up for a new account today.

[Hope]

ROIGHTY.

[Rusty]

What an odd child.

[afealicious]

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you ruin everything

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you're more of a ruiner than nikki!

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you wanna see something funny

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you ruin everything
this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
holy crap wrong window
this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
by you ruin everything i meant thank you very much for your technical support matt widner!
this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
*hug*
Matt says:
hahaha
Matt says:
no problem

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you even ruined me when i was trying to tell you that you ruin everything!

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
what matt was that

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
matt matt

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
no you ruined it!

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you mean the cm matt

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
?

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
The Matt

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
the cm matt?

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
The CM Matt ®

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
that's what i asked

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
twice

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you didn't have to

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but you wouldn't answer

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you should have been able to tell by matt matt

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
or The Matt

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but no, you had to go for the full blown The CM Matt ®

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
he's just matt from the cm

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
he gets no special title

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i think you should post this in the convos thread so he can see how stupid you are and eat you

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
i think we won't post it

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
why not

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i'll duel you!

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
it's time to dudududududududududududuuuuuuuuel!

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
*flings cards*

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
*plays those egyptian god cards*

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
oh yeah?

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
*turns over the table*

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
yeah

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i win now

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
well you're just a sore loser

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
and can't handle my skills

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
because i'm me

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
so ha

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but i trump you

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but donald trump trumps you

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
so i win

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but you aren't donal trump and he sucks so let us never speak of him again

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
okay

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but i win

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
i'm afraid you don't

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i'm afraid of nothing.

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
meaning you lose!

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
and i...

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
...

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
WIN

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
no you really don't

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you lied

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
everyone is afriad of something

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
and liars never win

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so you lose

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
and i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you're the liar you Lying Liar McLieface

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
only losers have a name like that

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
therefore i win because i don't have one

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but you're the lying jem-a-liar

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so your name is worse

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
so i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
jem-a-liar has a nice ring to it

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i win.

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i Win ®

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
it rings so it will stick

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
i win

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
what's wrong with sticking?

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i r winnar

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
sticking is band jem-a-liar

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
you made a typo russ-a-liar

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
it doesn't work the same

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
that's because mine is stickier

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
so i win

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you shouldn't be sticky

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
girls aren't meant to be sticky

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i'm winningly sticky

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
that would be unpleasent

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
to say the least

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but i'm sticky in a winningly pleasant sense

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
man this is going in the wrong direction

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
yep

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
look what you did

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i set new paths

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
i'm a leader

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
I'M A WINNER

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
and i shop at Winners

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
the store for old woman?

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
*women

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
winners has awesome shit you loser!

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you're angry tonight

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
no i'm not

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
the dark side of the force is strong in you *yoda noises*

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
cool.

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
you can't like the dark side

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
but i do.

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
but you're not allowed

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
who says?

Rusty-Drift into a deeper state says:
the jedi council

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
hey you know what, i'm posting this in the convos thread anyway

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
SO YOU

this hose a lazy morphine [22] says:
LOSE.

[nikki4982]

"The CM Matt ®"

[beautiful liar]

i leave for 20 seconds and come back to my computer to see this:

:: where do we go ? says:
!!

:: where do we go ? says:
*stamps feet*

:: where do we go ? says:
you

:: where do we go ? says:
you

:: where do we go ? says:
look like your ina hopsital in that picture

:: where do we go ? says:
and like you look mad and stuff

:: where do we go ? says:
are you eating

:: where do we go ? says:
or are you planning world domination

:: where do we go ? says:
??

:: where do we go ? says:
are you planning to overthrow me ??

:: where do we go ? says:
and my government ??

:: where do we go ? says:
...

:: where do we go ? says:
i'll kill you @@@!!!

:: where do we go ? says:
you wont take me alive !!

:: where do we go ? says:
i'll take you down !!

:: where do we go ? says:
you'll pay!! OH YES!! you'll pay!!@@!!@!@!!@!!!!!!!

:: where do we go ? says:
i ate peanuts today

[nikki4982]

Is that person ALLERGIC to peanuts, by any chance?

[beautiful liar]

ahaha. no.

it's miro!!

[Dr. Hobo]

sandnippy (2:25:46 AM): i stand by my view that i have no chance haha
lilbrownbatte (2:25:56 AM): and i stand by my view that you totally do
sandnippy (2:26:08 AM): lets agree to disagree
sandnippy (2:26:12 AM): and call kruno a whore
lilbrownbatte (2:26:24 AM): well, i'm up for the second part.
sandnippy (2:26:27 AM): yay!
lilbrownbatte (2:26:30 AM): krunho!