ClumsyMonkey.net

Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:

Finding Emo wrote:Did you drop it down the toilet??.

The lady at the cell phone store told me it's not that uncommon...

I think it's uncommon that it is INTENTIONALLY DONE by family members! GRRR!

I work for AT&T and a lot of people call in saying they dropped their phone in the toilet, or they ran it over with their car or when they went on vacation they dropped it in the lake. If you're accident prone get the insurance for your phone.

I went mini-putting in Niagara Falls tonight. I won, but i didn't do very well, oh well, not that it matters anyways

Poor Little phone.

Well at least there was only water in the bowl

Man

I hate storms

I hate not being able to sleep for the 3rd nite in a row

J-Neli wrote:I went mini-putting in Niagara Falls tonight. I won, but i didn't do very well, oh well, not that it matters anyways

mini putting is probably one of the most brilliant things ever invented. i love it.

hmm just got back from an interesting party. about 4 hours into it some guy with a mullet ripped off all his clothes and ran around in a thong.

i almost got "teabagged."

there's just something so wrong with a guy wearing a thong

you know you love guys in thongs joey

I saw a guy get teabagged before.It was funny.

Ew, guys and thongs don't go.

My friend dropped her cell phone in the toilet. I laughed, but it sounds like something I'd do, if I had one.

Not being able to sleep sucks.

i just ate a really really heavey-on-th-japenoloes subway sub. now my mouth tastes like burning!!

those rule!
i like to get mine w/ jalapenos and banana peppers
even tho banana peppers are kinda sweet

yeah, i always totally pile them on. jalepenoes give me the hicups. everytime

so its only when i go to subway that i get them. because the hot sauce i put on all my other food doesnt give me them..hmmm...

xonodoubt69 wrote:I saw a guy get teabagged before.It was funny.

Yeah, I have that topped. I whipped my dick out and put it on a guy's shoulder once. He didn't realize for the longest time because he was playing some video game. The look of horror on his face was priceless. It honestly made my year.

Last night, it was so embarrassing.. I was at work (I'm a hostess at an Italian restaurant for people who don't know), and I was getting out a headset to wear (on Friday and Saturday nights it can get busy, so it's an easier way to contact the busboys and managers). And so I was telling this other hostess this funny story about how my manager and this busboy were arguing over the headsets.. and I was kinda making fun of both of them.. and suddenly my manager comes over and was like, "I was arguing with who?" and I guess when I turned my headset on, it was on this mode where everyone can hear everything you're saying even if you're not pushing the button.. so everyone, including my manager, heard everything I was saying..

I hope this is goodbye wrote:

xonodoubt69 wrote:I saw a guy get teabagged before.It was funny.

Yeah, I have that topped. I whipped my dick out and put it on a guy's shoulder once. He didn't realize for the longest time because he was playing some video game. The look of horror on his face was priceless. It honestly made my year.

...did you know this guy..?

what the fuck is teabagging?


I went antiqueing once