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fingerdeepwithin: i just found out

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working, unfortunately.

fingerdeepwithin: this kid i play counterstrike with...his cousin is the singer of OLP

^:wtf:

At first I read that as "my cousin who I play Counterstrike with is the lead singer of OLP".... I was like, "how could they not know that til now?"

happeninfish: the houseplants won't know what hit them
happeninfish: there'll be crazy nympho-herbaceous love triangles
DancerNoe: my computer bra has push up pads in them
DancerNoe: but i dont wear them
DancerNoe: because the NoeBoobies(TM) do not need push up pads.

DancerNoe: i cant believe we havnt named our boobs already. where the f have we been
DancerNoe: LOL
happeninfish: i know what the hell! we must have been drunk or studying or something.
DancerNoe: no kidding
DancerNoe: let's fix that soon
DancerNoe: lol
happeninfish: okay
happeninfish: i'll think of something good for yours
happeninfish: and you for mine
happeninfish: we'll be boob sisters
DancerNoe: yes, they deserve that
happeninfish: like blood brothers but sexier

oh my god.

Computer bra?

Rodrigo says:
hello guy
Rodrigo says:
i need to talk with you
Joshua says:
Yeah?
Rodrigo says:
I downloaded a very rare show from silverchair
Rodrigo says:
do u wanna trade??
Joshua says:
What show?
Rodrigo says:
i need henry fonda 27.05.03
Joshua says:
What one do you have?
Rodrigo says:
I Have
Rodrigo says:
2003.06.10 - London, England - Shepherds Bush Empire
Joshua says:
Audio or video?
Rodrigo says:
audio
Rodrigo says:
I will download the video in the future
Joshua says:
Oh.
Rodrigo says:
do u wanna trade with me?
Joshua says:
What's the setlist for it?
Rodrigo says:
wait
Rodrigo says:
1-after all
2-world upon
3-tuna
4-emotion
5-without
6-paint pastel
7-luv your life
8-across the
9-the greatest view
10-anas song
11-the door
12-anthem
13-israels
14-asylum
15-the lever
Joshua says:
Hmm.
Joshua says:
Maybe, I'll ask my girlfriend if she's interested in it. She's more of a Silverchair fan than I am.
Rodrigo says:
this show has Paint Pastel Princess man!
Rodrigo says:
very rare!
Joshua says:
Well.
Rodrigo says:
do you have henry fonda 27.05.03 in video or mp3??
Rodrigo says:
?
Joshua says:
Video.
Rodrigo says:
do u know transform?
Rodrigo says:
to mp3?
Joshua says:
Maybe.
Rodrigo says:
why?
Joshua says:
It takes a long time to do.
Rodrigo says:
wheres the show?
Rodrigo says:
in your home?
Joshua says:
It's packed in a box with a bunch of other DVD's.
Rodrigo says:
what other shows ferom silverchair do you have?
Joshua says:
I have like 20 shows with Paint Pastel Princess, I didn't think it was that rare.
Joshua says:
I'm not sure, I don't have a full list.
Rodrigo says:
Paint Pastel Princess in 2003 ????
Rodrigo says:
Paint Pastel Princess in 2003 ????
Joshua says:
Umm, I have somewhere between 2 and 4 from 2003 I think.
Joshua says:
I don't remember the setlist from the Henry Fonda shows.
Joshua says:
But if they played it at those, I have 4, if not I have 2.
Rodrigo says:
I have henry fonda 26.05.03
Rodrigo says:
i wanna 27.05.03
Rodrigo says:
will you trade with me?
Joshua says:
I'll ask my girlfriend. She's kind of in charge of the Silverchair collection.
Joshua says:
I gotta get going now though.
Rodrigo says:
hey
Rodrigo says:
when will you ask to your girlfrien?
Joshua says:
Tonight if I remember.
Rodrigo says:
please, remember!
Rodrigo says:
if she want to trade, when will we trade
Joshua says:
I dunno, after I have time to transform the recording to mp3.
Joshua says:
I have to be going now though.
Joshua says:
Bye!
Rodrigo says:
Bye!
Rodrigo says:
hey!
Rodrigo says:
do you know anybody who has this show man???
Joshua says:
Just me and my girlfriend, I don't remember who we got it from.
Rodrigo says:
do you have a ftp??
Rodrigo says:
?

can i hit that guy? i get annoyed just reading the conversation.

Oh my god, he's STILL bothering you about that?!?!

nikki4982 wrote:Computer bra?

Yeah She bought this really fancy new bra and she was like "it does EVERYTHING. It's like a computer or something. It practically has sex for you."

What on earth does it actually do?

everything clearly

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Rodrigo says:
hello
Rodrigo says:
will we trade?
Rodrigo says:

Rodrigo says:
did u speak with your girlfriend?
Joshua says:
Oh crap.
Joshua says:
I completely forgot.
Rodrigo says:
oh my god
Rodrigo says:
let trade man!
Rodrigo says:
lets trade!
Rodrigo says:
i am brazilian!
Rodrigo says:
speak!!!!
Rodrigo says:
will yuo trade or not?
Joshua says:
Not right now.
Rodrigo says:
will you trade the show with me or not?
Joshua says:
I don't have time to convert it to mp3.
Rodrigo says:
i mneed this show
Joshua says:
I don't like to trade mp3's anyways.
Rodrigo says:
send me
Joshua says:
No serious trader will accept a show in mp3 format.
Rodrigo says:
www.yousendit.com
Joshua says:
So they're practically worthless to me. It would just be if my girlfriend wants something you have, then I would trade.
Rodrigo says:
send the show to this site
Rodrigo says:
can you send the show fro this site?
Joshua says:
The whole DVD? No way, that's like 4 gigabytes.
Rodrigo says:
no man
Rodrigo says:
MP#
Rodrigo says:
mp3
Joshua says:
I just said I don't have time to convert it right now, and I'm not interested in mp3's that much.
Rodrigo says:
hwne can you convert the show?
Rodrigo says:
when
Rodrigo says:
can
Rodrigo says:
you
Rodrigo says:
convert
Rodrigo says:
the
Rodrigo says:
show
Rodrigo says:
to
Rodrigo says:
mp3
Rodrigo says:
for
Rodrigo says:
me
Joshua says:
If my girlfriend wants the show you have, I'll do it when I have time.
Rodrigo says:
give me the email of your girlfriend!
Rodrigo says:
i will talk with her
Joshua says:
No.
Rodrigo says:
why
Joshua says:
Because you should just be impatient.
Joshua says:
I mean patient.
Rodrigo says:
no man
Rodrigo says:
I will be patient
Joshua says:
Okay.
Rodrigo says:
give me
Rodrigo says:
the email
Joshua says:
Why?
Joshua says:
I thought you said you will be patient.
Rodrigo says:
i wil trade the show
Rodrigo says:
OKAY
Rodrigo says:
bye
Joshua says:
Bye.
Joshua says:
You know what.
Joshua says:
I don't think I'll even ask her.
Joshua says:
Silverchair's a good band.
Joshua says:
But their fans suck.
Joshua says:
I've run the Silverchair hub for two years.
Joshua says:
Every fucking Silverchair fan who joins it is exactly like you.
Joshua says:
"give me, give me, give me"



*Rodrigo signs off*

Joshua says:
AH HA!
Joshua says:
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Joshua says:
Run away!

You're my hero man. How did you not block him within the first 2 minutes?

Rodrigo is a giant douche

hahahahaha ^5 josh

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

Rodrigo says:
hello
Joshua says:
Hi.
Rodrigo says:
did u decide?
Rodrigo says:
I don't like to disturb anybody
Rodrigo says:
but I need this show
Rodrigo says:
a lot
Joshua says:
I've been running the Our Lady Peace/Nickelback/Silverchair hub for 2 years.
Joshua says:
I really don't understand.
Joshua says:
How 19 our of 20 Silverchair fans who join are exactly the same.
Rodrigo says:
but I have many shows and I can trade with you
Joshua says:
I don't want your shows.
Rodrigo says:
what can I do for you send me this show???
Joshua says:
Nothing.
Joshua says:
I'm not going to send it to you.
Rodrigo says:
oh my god
Rodrigo says:
please
Joshua says:
Silverchair fans are the fucking worst crowd I've come across in all my experience with music.
Joshua says:
They're all about trading.
Joshua says:
You give me a show, I'll give you a show.
Rodrigo says:
I agree with you
Joshua says:
The hub I run is a place designed for people to share what they have.
Rodrigo says:
do you use soulseek?
Joshua says:
Without being so concerned about a 1 thing for 1 thing trade.
Rodrigo says:
I agree with you
Joshua says:
Well, so the Silverchair fans come in there.
Joshua says:
They take what they want.
Joshua says:
And then they leave.
Rodrigo says:
no man
Rodrigo says:
i dont leave
Joshua says:
They hardly ever contribute anything.
Rodrigo says:
if I share everything what do I have of silverchair you send me the show?
Joshua says:
If you share everything?
Rodrigo says:
yes
Joshua says:
Have you used ftp before?
Rodrigo says:
I share everything!
Rodrigo says:
ftp?
Rodrigo says:
cute ftp ?
Rodrigo says:
sure
Joshua says:
Okay.
Joshua says:
Hmm . . .
Joshua says:
What shows do you have?

Rodrigo would like to send you the file "shows_silverchair.txt" (5 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

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Rodrigo says:
my list

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Joshua says:
What songs does 1994.10.21 - Newcastle, Australia - The Furnance have?
Rodrigo says:
11songs
Rodrigo says:
take a look
Rodrigo says:
can you send me your list please/
Joshua says:
Okay.

Waiting for Rodrigo to accept the file "faninor_silverchair.txt" (6 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

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Rodrigo says:
?
Joshua says:
?
Joshua says:
You wanted my list right?
Rodrigo says:
yes
Rodrigo says:
do you have a ftp?
Joshua says:
Yes.
Joshua says:
But only 1 show can go on it at a time.
Rodrigo says:
what show?
Rodrigo says:
LA?
Joshua says:
I want you to send first.
Rodrigo says:
send what?
Rodrigo says:
?
Joshua says:
I'm looking at your list.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
lets trade by soulseek?
Joshua says:
I want to use my ftp.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
ok
Joshua says:
Do they play Tomorrow twice in 1994.10.21 - Newcastle, Australia - The Furnance ?
Rodrigo says:
yes
Rodrigo says:
I have both
Joshua says:
Interesting.
Rodrigo says:
do u want?
Joshua says:
Sure.
Joshua says:
You can upload that show first.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
but
Rodrigo says:
did u upload henry fonda 27.05.03 already
Rodrigo says:
?
Joshua says:
No, it's not converted to mp3 yet.
Joshua says:
I'd like you to upload first.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
are u converting the show now?
Joshua says:
Not yet.
Rodrigo says:
why
Joshua says:
I've been doing other things.
Joshua says:
Here is the address username and password for the ftp.
Joshua says:
address: storago.com
username: joshday
password: mandy1

Joshua says:
There's a folder labelled "trade" which things can be put into.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
when will you convert the show to mp3?
Joshua says:
You can put the Furnace show in there.
Rodrigo says:
sure
Rodrigo says:
today?
Joshua says:
After you send me the things that I'd like, I'll put the show up for you.
Rodrigo says:
how many shows do u want?
Joshua says:
I'm not sure, I haven't gone through your whole list.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
can u upload the show when i finish uload your show?
Rodrigo says:
please
Joshua says:
I'll upload it once I get the shows that I want from you.
Rodrigo says:
I have a proposal
Joshua says:
Yes?
Rodrigo says:
I send u 1 show complete and you send me 4 songs from the show
Rodrigo says:
ok?
Joshua says:
Do you only want 4 songs?
Rodrigo says:
no man
Rodrigo says:
I send u 1 show and you send me five songs
Rodrigo says:
when will i send you other show u send me plus 5 songs
Rodrigo says:
do u understand?
Joshua says:
Before you said you would share everything you have.
Rodrigo says:
I will!
Joshua says:
But 5 songs at a time only comes out to like 3 shows.
Rodrigo says:
but afetr u send me the whole show I can send u others shows
Joshua says:
Why not you send first?
Rodrigo says:
I will send you furnance complete for yuo
Rodrigo says:
you
Rodrigo says:
I thing we have to trade by soulseek
Rodrigo says:
I can put in soulseek every shows
Rodrigo says:
you choose and download
Rodrigo says:
understand?
Joshua says:
I want to use my ftp.
Rodrigo says:
whwre do you live?
Joshua says:
USA
Rodrigo says:
hey
Rodrigo says:
I want Henry fonda 27 .05 in 128 bits
Rodrigo says:
ok?
Joshua says:
Okay, when I convert it I will put it at 128kbps.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
will you convert today?
Joshua says:
I can look for the DVD tonight.
Rodrigo says:
search pleaswe
Rodrigo says:
i'd like to download some songs tonight
Joshua says:
Are you uploading the Furnace show now?
Rodrigo says:
i am finishing to download the ftp
Joshua says:
Okay.
Rodrigo says:
are coverting the show now?
Joshua says:
Not yet.
Joshua says:
I'm looking for the box with my DVD's in it.
Rodrigo says:
okay
Rodrigo says:
can u look at the ftp if am i sending the files?
Joshua says:
I don't think I'm allowed to be signed in twice at once.
Joshua says:
After you finish a song, disconnect from the ftp and I'll look real quick and tell you if it's working.
Rodrigo says:
i am sending 4 songs
Joshua says:
Okay.
Rodrigo says:
hey
Rodrigo says:
i finished to upload 1 song
Rodrigo says:
faultline
Joshua says:
Okay.
Joshua says:
Did you disconnect from the ftp?
Joshua says:
Or are you still going?
Rodrigo says:
no
Rodrigo says:
why
Rodrigo says:
I am sending
Joshua says:
Once you disconnect I can get onto the ftp and make sure that it's working.
Rodrigo says:
i didnt disconnect
Joshua says:
But it probably is haha.
Joshua says:
Okay.
Rodrigo says:
man!
Rodrigo says:
this ftp is very complicated!
Rodrigo says:
I dont know use
Rodrigo says:
lets trade by soulseek
Joshua says:
Okay.
Joshua says:
I'll install Soulseek later tonight.
Joshua says:
I just found the LA DVD's.
Joshua says:
You needed 5-26?
Rodrigo says:
install soulseek now man
Rodrigo says:
no, i just need 27.05
Joshua says:
Okay, whoops.
Rodrigo says:
install
Joshua says:
My dinner just finished cooking.
Joshua says:
I will install when I come back.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
hey
Joshua says:
Yes?
Rodrigo says:
convert the show man
Joshua says:
I will start that tonight too.
Joshua says:
But for now, I'm going to go eat dinner before it gets cold.
Rodrigo says:
but you go dineer and still covernting
Joshua says:
It takes a while to start it.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Rodrigo says:
convert the whole show
Joshua says:
I will.
Joshua says:
I'll be back after dinner.
Rodrigo says:
ok
Joshua says:
Bye!
Rodrigo says:
how many minuts?
Rodrigo says:
hello
Joshua says:
Hi.
Rodrigo says:
hi
Rodrigo says:
did u isntall soulseek?
Joshua says:
I just got back from dinner.
Joshua says:
I'm going to now.
Rodrigo says:
how many minuts??
Rodrigo says:
did u convenrt???
Rodrigo says:
the show?
Joshua says:
Not yet.
Joshua says:
I just got back from dinner.
Rodrigo says:
I have to go to the bathroom!
Rodrigo says:
I will come back soon!
Joshua says:
Okay.
Joshua says:
I hope to see you back soon!
Rodrigo says:
hey
Rodrigo says:
did u isntall soulseek????
Joshua says:
I'm downloading it now.
Joshua says:
I will install as soon as it is done.
Rodrigo says:
my nickname in soulseek is : rodrigo_89
Rodrigo says:
I'll come back soon
Joshua says:
Okay!
Joshua says:
I need to set up port forwarding on my dsl modem and router for soulseek. I have to wait for an email I'm sending to finish before I can, because it'll reset my internet connection when I do that.
Joshua says:
How do I find you on soulseek?
Joshua says:
This program is confusing.