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i only barked cuz nippy would
she used to bark at cows all the time
it was so cute
she also used to bark at ducks and anything else that was bigger than something she could try to eat
she once stalked and killed a wasp.. and used her paws and such.. it was awesome

my cat eats mice.


I wish it would die.

You could poison the mouse, which would in turn poison the cat.

but then the mice would die and the cat would become lazy with no mice to kill so it would stop hunting and killing the poisioned mice so the poision wouldnt work since the cat didn't eat it cause the cat got lazy and didnt hunt the mice cause the mice died.

Shoot. Then just poison your cat...

.....its so simple it might just work!!!!


or I could tie its tail to another stupid cat and after making sure they are secure, throw them over a clothes line. Whatever happens happens.

Oh mean I've heard some horrible tales about that....my neighbor was a cruel one.

*gasp* I just realized Tiger disappeared right around that time!

Disco!

That sucks.
Did they happen to have a cat they wanted to get rid of?

Noo....Tiger was our cat.

Did they happen to really hate your cat?

those bastards!
im glad im not in michigan
i'd be thrown in jail or somethin for swearin!

Wrong thread Sand.

I don't know....how could anyone hate fat Tiger?

I probably could.

but I'm not your neighbor.









or am I???

no im in the right thread
i was calling whoever hurt tiger a bastard (since tiger is obviously cool.. i mean he's apparently gone missing and has come back to become some cool ass golfer dude who makes millions of dollars a year!)

Are you named Alan?

Tiger has been reincarnated! I didn't even think of that.

bahahahahah i dled aol at work. i put in all fake registration info though now i can get online at work

hallelujiah!

so i've been at work for 10 hours now

ack! why can't i edit my post?!

lemonphile4 wrote:I would like to see someone get voluntarily branded. Where do you go for that? A tattoo place?

probably. i don't think all tattoo places do it though. you would have to call around first.