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Posted: 5/16/2004, 7:15 pm
by joe_canadian
I once rode a bus between Oshawa and Peterborough.
I got stuck at the back in a three seat row next to a couple who were... amorous, the whole damn way.

Posted: 5/16/2004, 8:27 pm
by superrgirll
why didn't you just switch seats?
Posted: 5/16/2004, 9:35 pm
by Henrietta
Yeah...maybe he wanted a three way.
Posted: 5/16/2004, 9:37 pm
by superrgirll
kinky.
Posted: 5/16/2004, 10:07 pm
by Johnny
Indeed
Posted: 5/16/2004, 10:09 pm
by dream in japanese
joe_canadian wrote:I once rode a bus between Oshawa and Peterborough.
I got stuck at the back in a three seat row next to a couple who were... amorous, the whole damn way.
i didn't move...well because...it was hott

Posted: 5/16/2004, 10:26 pm
by Johnny
Hey, if he likes it
Posted: 5/16/2004, 10:28 pm
by nikki4982
70x7 wrote:she totally crashed and now they think her hip is dislocated cause she can't move her leg.
My hips were dislocated when I was born.

megxyz128 wrote:i opened up my band aid (i had to wear one because i was at work) and it looked like a grilled cheese sandwich when you pull it apart when i took off the band aid.
so ... i think it's infected.
am i going to die?
Aww. I had a boo boo like that once. It was on my knee, from falling down on the wet sidewalk after tripping over my suitcase on the way into the school gym for my senior class trip at like 4am.

(What timing I had to get the worst injury ever in my life.

) The whole trip (5 days... I think... Melissa, was it 5?), I walked funny, and I couldn't even dance at the dance one day cos it hurt so much. It felt good in and after the pool at Wet 'N' Wild, though (I destroyed that good feeling by putting jeans on over it afterwards, though

... don't think that'll be a problem with your arm, though

).
So, my suggestion is to go swimming in a well chlorinated pool.

If that's not an option, just keep Neosporin on it, and occasionally (like, for long periods of time... full days if possible) let it be it band-aid free, so it can breathe. Hopefully, the puss and... gook... will go away quickly that way.
Posted: 5/16/2004, 10:55 pm
by Henrietta
Eek....why were your hips dislocated?
To brand or not to brand...that is the question.
Posted: 5/16/2004, 11:05 pm
by starseed_10
brand what/where?
Posted: 5/17/2004, 12:33 am
by nikki4982
70x7 wrote:Eek....why were your hips dislocated?
Why? Dunno, guess they just grew like that in the womb. But I wore a little iddy biddy harness for the first few weeks of my life to fix it.

And now I'm not handicapped, so yay!

I am, however, crooked.

Not enough to be noticable to anyone but me, really, but I am.
Posted: 5/17/2004, 8:16 am
by lemonphile4
Of course you're crooked, Nikki.
Posted: 5/17/2004, 8:18 am
by Johnny
70x7 wrote:Eek....why were your hips dislocated?
To brand or not to brand...that is the question.
Indeed! A fine question! Nothing like sticking a hot branding iron onto a cows arse

Posted: 5/17/2004, 9:24 am
by Henrietta
brand what/where?
Calves, in Randolph. And it's not on the ass, it's on the back.
Posted: 5/17/2004, 10:36 am
by lemonphile4
I would like to see someone get voluntarily branded. Where do you go for that? A tattoo place?
Posted: 5/17/2004, 10:54 am
by Henrietta
Not people! Baby cows.
Posted: 5/17/2004, 10:54 am
by Random Name
moooooooooo
Posted: 5/17/2004, 10:55 am
by Dr. Hobo
woof
Posted: 5/17/2004, 10:56 am
by Henrietta
I think you need your own "animal noise" thread for this

Posted: 5/17/2004, 10:57 am
by Random Name
ahahahahhahahhaha
*zebra*