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Posted: 7/10/2005, 2:23 pm
by starseed_10
^5

Posted: 7/10/2005, 3:26 pm
by happening fish
_2

Posted: 7/10/2005, 3:34 pm
by starseed_10
:roll:

Posted: 7/10/2005, 10:29 pm
by happening fish
:cry: no one wants to slap buttocks with me

Posted: 7/10/2005, 10:30 pm
by Dr. Hobo
_2

Posted: 7/10/2005, 10:31 pm
by Rusty
*slaps buttocks with Alex*

Posted: 7/11/2005, 12:11 am
by nikki4982
) ( 5

Posted: 7/11/2005, 7:21 pm
by Sonya
don't ask. :lol:



~~



Richard says:
Here are CNN's top headlines:

Sonya the socialist dictator is deploying germ-bombs on Cuba!


Richard says:
And now, to our top story with Connie Chung...

Richard says:
Yes, hi Liz, this is Connie Chung reporting. I'm here at the scene of the accident where a senior driver has crashed into the aquarium!

Richard says:
Sir, what were you thinking!?

sonya says:
:lol:

Richard says:
Derranged senior: "Is this the Dairy-Queen?"

Richard says:
*moaning orca in background*

sonya says:
:lol::lol:

Richard says:
There you have it, folks.

Richard says:
Ice-cream has mind-controlling drugs!

Richard says:
Back to you Liz!

Richard says:
CNN Top Headlines: We have news that the socialist dicator Sonya is going to murder Jeebus!

Richard says:
But first, lets review our top headlines:

Richard says:
Derranged man kills an orca while under the influence of mind-controlling drugs from Dairy Queen icecream.

Richard says:
Sonya the Socialist-Dictator plans to execute Cubans and take over Cuba for her Dairy Queen ice cream mind controlling drugs.

Richard says:
And now she's reigning her terror on the Microsoft .Net Messenger network!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
RUN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER RUN BEFORE!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
BAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*jumps out of random window*

This has been your Monday Night CNN World News report. Badnight!

Richard says:
Copyright 2005 thru 3046.
All rights reserved.
Jumping out of random windows is a trademark of the CNN conglomerate.

Richard says:
Canadians will be prosecuted to the full extent of the Bushisms and be tried in our secret off-shore FBI courts.

Richard says:
Execution guarenteed, or your genetils back!

Richard says:
*goes to paid programming*

Richard says:
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Richard says:
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Richard says:
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Richard says:
*channel goes off air*

Richard says:
:D I'm bored, if you haven't noticed...

Posted: 7/11/2005, 7:26 pm
by Rusty
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 7/12/2005, 4:07 pm
by namkablam
some random dude added me on MSN and here comes the fun!!

*****

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
are u into guys at all?


Nam KaBlam says:
guys?

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
are you gay


Nam KaBlam says:
nope, are you?

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
yup


Nam KaBlam says:
cool! how's that going?

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
awsome!


He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
i was kinda hopin u were gay 2 cause if u were id love to meet u


Nam KaBlam says:
aww, maybe next time

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
u ever try doin it wit a guy b4


Nam KaBlam says:
I don't think so

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
would u


Nam KaBlam says:
I don't think it's in me

Nam KaBlam says:
*wink wink*

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
w0ould u let me give ya a nice bj


Nam KaBlam says:
sick!

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
how so?


Nam KaBlam says:
just kidding!

Nam KaBlam says:
I don't enjoy men that way

Nam KaBlam says:
maybe I'm cursed

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
u just gotta try it


He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
dont knock it before you try it


He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
u might like it


He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
making love to a guy is just like making love wit a girl


Nam KaBlam says:
but I don't have an interest to try it

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
just try it once


He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
then if u dont like it ill understand


Nam KaBlam says:
should I try with you?

Nam KaBlam says:
do you look like Howie from the Backstreet Boys?

Nam KaBlam says:
cause he's hot

Nam KaBlam says:
ok, I am gay, sorry

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
lol


He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
nice


He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
ar eu realy gay?


Nam KaBlam says:
yes, I'm happy

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
lol


He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
are you happy enough to meet me some time


Nam KaBlam says:
I'm really a woman! ha ha!!

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD
MEMBER says:
lol


Nam KaBlam says:
ok bye4ever!

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
why u leaving


Nam KaBlam says:
I have to go get a manicure

Nam KaBlam says:
with my girlfriends

He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
rofl


He's Got The Midus Touch, But He's Touched It Too Much...HEY GOLD MEMBER says:
well if ya ever wana meet im game


Nam KaBlam says:
I'll talk it over with my chickadees, peace out lover

Posted: 7/12/2005, 4:13 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 7/12/2005, 5:17 pm
by nikki4982
HAHAHAHHAHAHHA oh my god. :lol:

That's it. Game over. Nam wins the thread.

Posted: 7/12/2005, 5:31 pm
by beautiful liar
:nod: :lol: cheers nam!!!

Posted: 7/12/2005, 6:06 pm
by namkablam
:D :)

Image

Posted: 7/12/2005, 6:19 pm
by beautiful liar
:dance:

Posted: 7/12/2005, 6:35 pm
by Rusty
That happened to me once too Nam! Except I thought the guy (whose name was Ashley) was a girl. Until he asked me if I took it up the ass.

Posted: 7/12/2005, 7:38 pm
by happening fish
speaking of asses,


Piss Edwards: Oh, I don't know what her name was.
Piss Edwards: But we saw her on the television as we walked into the building,and while we were going up the huge ass escalator, I saw her leaving the studio.
Piss Edwards: It was cool.
happeninfish: hehe nice
happeninfish: *pictures escalator for giant asses*
Piss Edwards: Hehe.
Piss Edwards: Now you've got me picturing it!
Piss Edwards: Good job.
happeninfish: :D
happeninfish: with a sign
happeninfish: ESCALATORS
<-Huge Ass .... Normal Ass->
Piss Edwards: Hehe.
Piss Edwards: I can see that happening.
happeninfish: the state of the nation these days, eh
Piss Edwards: Seriously.
happeninfish: i got a lot of little fatties in my camp
happeninfish: seriously these kids weigh almost as much as me and they're like 6 years old
Piss Edwards: Hahaha!
Piss Edwards: I hope you don't tell them that.
happeninfish: hahaha
happeninfish: all right children, time for outdoor games
happeninfish: RUN FATTIES!

Posted: 7/12/2005, 9:14 pm
by Dr. Hobo
:lol:
nam that ruled :lol:

Posted: 7/12/2005, 10:16 pm
by Johnny
Nam is so cool.

Posted: 7/13/2005, 11:04 am
by afealicious
:lol::lol::lol: awesome!