don't ask.
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Richard says:
Here are CNN's top headlines:
Sonya the socialist dictator is deploying germ-bombs on Cuba!
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And now, to our top story with Connie Chung...
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Yes, hi Liz, this is Connie Chung reporting. I'm here at the scene of the accident where a senior driver has crashed into the aquarium!
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Sir, what were you thinking!?
sonya says:
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Derranged senior: "Is this the Dairy-Queen?"
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*moaning orca in background*
sonya says:

:lol:
Richard says:
There you have it, folks.
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Ice-cream has mind-controlling drugs!
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Back to you Liz!
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CNN Top Headlines: We have news that the socialist dicator Sonya is going to murder Jeebus!
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But first, lets review our top headlines:
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Derranged man kills an orca while under the influence of mind-controlling drugs from Dairy Queen icecream.
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Sonya the Socialist-Dictator plans to execute Cubans and take over Cuba for her Dairy Queen ice cream mind controlling drugs.
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And now she's reigning her terror on the Microsoft .Net Messenger network!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
RUN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER RUN BEFORE!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
BAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*jumps out of random window*
This has been your Monday Night CNN World News report. Badnight!
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Canadians will be prosecuted to the full extent of the Bushisms and be tried in our secret off-shore FBI courts.
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Execution guarenteed, or your genetils back!
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Richard says:

I'm bored, if you haven't noticed...