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Called in sick so I could go shopping today I bought my friend and her hubby the coolest chip and dip bowl .. it's ceramic with a bunch of naked skiiers chillin' in a hot tub and skiis lying everywhere .. hehe, ahhh it will bring back fond skiing memories .. well not the nakedness but the skiing

I'm sorry Josh

we love you!!!!

how could anybody hate you? You're too lovable!

mean bitches. i didnt know we came in hives though.

I call them a hive because they seem to share a single mind: what one knows, they all know, they don't make independent decisions, they have a group will... that sort of hive. it's my ex from over a year ago that's got them after me, and who still apparently talks about and slanders me regularly

but you're such a sensitive guy!

I just put in 4 resumes to 4 stores.

I hope one of the bookstores calls me back.

Good god, she's finally done it


Ok, here's my thing for today.

Last night I had this strange dream. I was in a car with Susan, Aerin, and some random guys, and Lori was driving. Except she only had her G1 and we were on the highway leaving Toronto and it was pouring rain so I was a little nervous. Anyway we eventually got somewhere and Aerin told us to go into this place. Inside the front door was a staircase. We went up the stairs. There were little dogs everywhere. In fact, on the stairs on the way up I spotted a huge, waist-high bottle of shampoo that said "Herbal Essences - Victorian Dog Shampoo" on it. Anyway, we walked up the stairs to find an atticky-type place that had the walls, floors, ceiling, EVERYTHING painted this awful shade of green, and there was a small cafeteria-like serving bar. Apparently it was a restaurant. I was kind of wondering why Aerin had recommended this place because the food looked wholly unappetizing and it had bits of trash floating around in it. I got a plate of pasta which the serving dude kindly picked a pencil stub and a penny out of before giving it to me. That's all I really remember except for some scandalous discovery that some of the food was covered and hidden. I don't know why that was scandalous. So anyway, I'm now questioning my sanity. And Aerin's taste in food.

anyways. i'm bleaching my own hair right now, and my throat is burning. i've done this before, but it was awhile ago and i don't know if this is normal, oh well.

happeninfish wrote:Good god, she's finally done it


Ok, here's my thing for today.

Last night I had this strange dream. I was in a car with Susan, Aerin, and some random guys, and Lori was driving. Except she only had her G1 and we were on the highway leaving Toronto and it was pouring rain so I was a little nervous. Anyway we eventually got somewhere and Aerin told us to go into this place. Inside the front door was a staircase. We went up the stairs. There were little dogs everywhere. In fact, on the stairs on the way up I spotted a huge, waist-high bottle of shampoo that said "Herbal Essences - Victorian Dog Shampoo" on it. Anyway, we walked up the stairs to find an atticky-type place that had the walls, floors, ceiling, EVERYTHING painted this awful shade of green, and there was a small cafeteria-like serving bar. Apparently it was a restaurant. I was kind of wondering why Aerin had recommended this place because the food looked wholly unappetizing and it had bits of trash floating around in it. I got a plate of pasta which the serving dude kindly picked a pencil stub and a penny out of before giving it to me. That's all I really remember except for some scandalous discovery that some of the food was covered and hidden. I don't know why that was scandalous. So anyway, I'm now questioning my sanity. And Aerin's taste in food.

Hmmm... might need a Freudian to psychoanalyze that one. I mean, it's obviously not based on reality. I haven't eaten pencils or pennies in... oh, months.

i have to PEE

*Hands over a large cup*

You can keep it.

megxyz128 wrote:8O


anyways. i'm bleaching my own hair right now, and my throat is burning. i've done this before, but it was awhile ago and i don't know if this is normal, oh well.

haha yea i just dyed my hair blond the other day and the fumes were really getting to me. it was horrible.

i'm getting a hair cut on friday

Just finished watching Bridget Jone's Diary .. such a good movie

yes it is . i love that movie

I am taking a break from studying for my history final. I am confident I know everything about Martin Luther and the Peace of Westphalia, because that actually matters in life.

i actually think that i did not do so well on my history test today.

we finally put on our play today! and they looooved us

I don't know what to get my mom for Christmas .. anybody have any good ideas for me?