*in car before entering best buy, i take a dirty fork out of my bag and put it on the dashboard while babs (my mom) isn't looking... skip to a few hours later while driving...*
me: hey, mom, what's that fork doing in the garbage there?
babs: oh i don't know, it was on the dashboard so i just put it down there.
me: why was there a dirty fork on your dashboard?
babs: you put it there.
me: no i didn't. why the hell would i be carrying around a dirty fork? .... wasn't me.
babs: *a look of panic starts to overcome her face* but... then... THAT MEANS SOMEONE SNUCK IN THE CAR WHILE I WASN'T IN IT AND PUT THAT DIRTY FORK ON THE DASHBOARD!! SOMEONE WAS IN THE CAR!
me: oh my god, mom. what the hell? you didn't lock the doors??
lol yeah, she's a nutty one. i got yelled at by the guy at borders for calling her a dork today. people stick up for her cause she looks so blonde and innocent... little do they know!
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow] [glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
happeninfish wrote:I knew this one kid, who went to the hospital, for a blood tranfusion, but they were out of blood, so they gave him apple juice instead, and in the autumn, he changed colours, fell out of a tree and DIED. It's true!
that's not from anamaniacs is it? i was trying to remember some of the other one's, bit that just seems a bit to gaphic to fit the part.
Axtech wrote:I knew this kid once, who went to sleep, and he dreamed he was eating a really big marshmellow, and when he woke up, his pillow was gone. It's true!
i just wrote that last page. The kid's name is pretty much always Randy Beamon.
I've been looking for some episodes to d/l cause it's never on tv anymore.
ont he ginrls in the withties
it warews him out itwares him out
tts3edeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearks
she lkoois like the real thing
sje ltalese
my fake palsieck love
ane i can help thsis bgelloing
if i just gavcwe in
<3 Mademoiselle Pamplemousse
~The world would be a better place if only more things were made out of statue~