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happeningfish wrote:

Joey wrote:um fingers inserted ... up his ... well you get the idea
otherwise things get clogged ... and then he gets an itchy bum

oh come on ... don't post shit like that, that's sick

it cleans out the glands that produce pheremones which allow them to mark their territory

I was quoting Joey from page 2

okay, back to cows

Aw lighten up

happeningfish wrote:I was quoting Joey from page 2

i know
i felt like saying that anyways

ok

So back to cows... one time my relatives' cow stepped on my bare foot. It didn't even hurt They have a damn cute cow

aww, he looks a little freaked out

One time a cow attacked my uncle. He was trying to brand it, and it almost killed him. He'd have died had he not rolled under his truck.

Never underestimate a cow.

heh
if i were a cow
and i had a piece of hot metal searing my skin
i'd be attacking too heh

and thats not meant to be offensive to you or your family cass
just the truth

Thats why farmers use tags now.

Tags don't replace brands, they compliment them.

And I meant to say that the cow attacked him cause he was branding his calf. Woops.

that'd be an even bigger reason to attack

Yeah, but generally cows lack the knowlegde and foresight for an uprising.

pretty much any animal has "parental" instincts at times of fear or great stress

i am cow
hear me moo
i weigh twice as much as you
and i look good on the barbecue.
yogurt, curd, cream, cheese and butter
comes from liquid from me udders
i am cow
i am cow
hear me moo

i am cow
here i stand
far and wide upon this land
and i am living everywhere
from b.c. to newfoundland
you can squeeze my teats by hand
i am cow
i am cow
i am cow

i am cow
i am cow
i am cooooww.

am i seriously the first person to post this? what's wrong with you people?!

My Dad can moo like a real cow. Or is it a bull...hm.