Cows

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 12/16/2004, 1:10 am

happeningfish wrote:
Joey wrote:um fingers inserted ... up his ... well you get the idea
otherwise things get clogged ... and then he gets an itchy bum

oh come on ... don't post shit like that, that's sick

it cleans out the glands that produce pheremones which allow them to mark their territory :nod:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/16/2004, 1:10 am

I was quoting Joey from page 2

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 12/16/2004, 1:10 am

okay, back to cows

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/16/2004, 1:11 am

Aw lighten up

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 12/16/2004, 1:13 am

happeningfish wrote:I was quoting Joey from page 2

i know
i felt like saying that anyways

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 12/16/2004, 1:14 am

ok

So back to cows... one time my relatives' cow stepped on my bare foot. It didn't even hurt :nod:

They have a damn cute cow :love:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/16/2004, 10:38 am

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 12/16/2004, 10:47 am

aww, he looks a little freaked out

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 12/16/2004, 1:19 pm

One time a cow attacked my uncle. He was trying to brand it, and it almost killed him. He'd have died had he not rolled under his truck.

Never underestimate a cow.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 12/16/2004, 1:40 pm

heh
if i were a cow
and i had a piece of hot metal searing my skin
i'd be attacking too heh

and thats not meant to be offensive to you or your family cass
just the truth

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 12/16/2004, 1:41 pm

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 12/16/2004, 2:34 pm

Thats why farmers use tags now.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 12/16/2004, 4:45 pm

Tags don't replace brands, they compliment them.

And I meant to say that the cow attacked him cause he was branding his calf. Woops.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 12/16/2004, 4:46 pm

that'd be an even bigger reason to attack

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 12/16/2004, 5:04 pm

Yeah, but generally cows lack the knowlegde and foresight for an uprising.

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 12/16/2004, 5:20 pm

pretty much any animal has "parental" instincts at times of fear or great stress

Post by **saman** » 12/16/2004, 5:47 pm

i am cow
hear me moo
i weigh twice as much as you
and i look good on the barbecue.
yogurt, curd, cream, cheese and butter
comes from liquid from me udders
i am cow
i am cow
hear me moo

i am cow
here i stand
far and wide upon this land
and i am living everywhere
from b.c. to newfoundland
you can squeeze my teats by hand
i am cow
i am cow
i am cow

i am cow
i am cow
i am cooooww.

am i seriously the first person to post this? what's wrong with you people?!

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 12/16/2004, 5:48 pm

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 12/16/2004, 5:56 pm

My Dad can moo like a real cow. Or is it a bull...hm.