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Posted: 6/13/2005, 6:35 pm
by nikki4982
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 6186339869
Honestly... I think this is the best looking one yet.
PS. Check out the username for the guy selling it.
Posted: 6/13/2005, 6:38 pm
by happening fish
Q: Jesus overturned the tables of the money changers - those who were buying and selling, making a profit on items of worship and reverence. Are you afraid...more
Jun-13-05
A: An excellent question! I am not a qualified judge of Shower Jesus' powers, nor do I make any claims thereof. If you are afraid of water-stained plaster...more
Q: Does this plaster Jesus come with divine salvation, too?
Jun-13-05
A: As stated above, "Auction winner will receive a section of plaster wall bearing the apparent face of the Son of God. No other items, promises, tidings,...more
Q: This looks like a load bearing Jesus... will I be responsible if your bathrooms collapses when I try to remove him?
Jun-13-05
A: Jesus can carry quite the heavy load, indeed. I would hope that the party selected to remove the section would be qualified to make such decisions, and...more
Q: Will this piece come with a certificate of authenticity?
Jun-13-05
A: I would be willing to provide certification that this is, indeed, a water-stained section of my bathroom wall, yes.
Q: how much for the entire bathroom?
Jun-13-05
A: The entire bathroom is not for sale, I apologize.
This guy is awesome!
Posted: 6/13/2005, 6:44 pm
by nikki4982
I love the load-bearing Jesus question.
Posted: 6/13/2005, 7:14 pm
by happening fish
"I am not a qualified judge of Shower Jesus' powers"
"If you are afraid of water-stained plaster..."
Posted: 6/13/2005, 8:48 pm
by thirdhour
How come every time a male face appears anywhere it shouldn't, it's automatically credited to Jesus? There's more than one 30-year old man with a scraggely beard in the history of the world, folks.
Posted: 6/13/2005, 8:51 pm
by thirdhour
Q: Are you sure that its not the Zig-Zag guy.
Jun-13-05
A: No, I'm not sure. I have had people tell me that it resembles William Shakespeare, Cat Stevens, and now - the Zig-Zag guy. What a great deal to acquire a piece of plaster that resembles not just one - but FOUR great men of history!
holy shite that's funny!
Posted: 6/14/2005, 12:30 am
by nikki4982
Posted: 6/14/2005, 1:00 am
by nikki4982
And apparently the guy himself is a Farker.
That explains his great sense of humor.
From the Fark forums:
Malicoire_ wrote:Bad news.
<img src="http://www.gibson.com/whatsnew/pressrelease/2002/img/11nickleback1.jpg"> <img src="http://users.stargate.net/~dubious/jebus/jesus_close.jpg" width=250 height=247>
Posted: 6/14/2005, 6:38 pm
by happening fish
It's Greasy Jesus!!
Posted: 6/15/2005, 1:32 am
by nikki4982
Q: If Shower Jesus got into a fight with Salt-Stain Jesus and Potato-Chip Jesus, who would win? I'd like to bid on the winner.
Jun-14-05
A: Shower Jesus would win. Potato-Chip Jesus would get wet and soggy, and Salt-Stain Jesus would dissolve. Hypothetically, I mean.
Q: What makes you think that is the way Jesus looked any? The stain does resemble a mans face, but if you never seen Jesus how can you claim it looks like him.
Jun-14-05
A: I tend to go with my gut instinct. When i saw the face, I exclaimed "Jesus Christ!" without hesitation. Other people may see Ted Nugent, Steven Wright, Frank Zappa, or Charles Manson. But I rarely, if ever, hear anyone suddenly exclaim "Frank Zappa!" in my day-to-day passings.
Oh man, all of these Q&As are gold.
Also, Shower Jesus has been freed!!!
<img src="http://users.stargate.net/~dubious/jebus/jesus_free.jpg" height=250>
Posted: 6/15/2005, 5:13 pm
by Rusty
Did you buy it?
Posted: 6/15/2005, 6:25 pm
by Sonya
Q: THIS SELLER AND ALL BIDDERS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR PARTAKING IN THIS UNHOLY AUCTION! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS BLASPHEMY! ALL PRAISE ALLAH!!
A: Dude - you recently purchased a Sea Monkey doll using BuyItNow. [...]
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:lol::lol:
Posted: 6/15/2005, 10:32 pm
by nikki4982
Rusty wrote:Did you buy it?
Yes, Shower Jesus now lives in MY shower.