Posted: 12/27/2004, 8:34 pm
Well, I like your letter very much 
And the old ones are even more hilarious.
Someone get this girl a book deal!
And the old ones are even more hilarious.
Someone get this girl a book deal!
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Posted: 12/27/2004, 9:56 pm
Melissa writes the best and most truthful letters.
Posted: 12/27/2004, 10:57 pm
Posted: 12/27/2004, 11:06 pm
Dear Melissa,
If you want to turn into water you should have a little chat with Alex Mack. Maybe she will pour a toxic substance on you. You will also be able to float glasses of milk around!
Love, Alex (who watched too much TV as a child)
If you want to turn into water you should have a little chat with Alex Mack. Maybe she will pour a toxic substance on you. You will also be able to float glasses of milk around!
Love, Alex (who watched too much TV as a child)
Posted: 12/27/2004, 11:06 pm
Wow, I watched that show. It was pretty good actually.
Posted: 12/27/2004, 11:16 pm
Oh my god, I completely forgot about Alex Mack. 
*has flashback*
*has flashback*Posted: 12/27/2004, 11:28 pm
Posted: 12/28/2004, 10:30 am
I remember that show
Posted: 1/2/2005, 8:12 pm
work inspired me today.
dear weirdos,
i do not care if you are a transvestite. it won't affect my life either way. so please do not let me in on your personal life. i also do not know if your thong will show through on a pair of light colored pants. in fact, i really don't want to hear you say that word every again. especially since you are an old women. it grossens me. i do find it amusing though that you think the woman in our latest catalog is a transvestite. thank god the models don't answer the phones. it sure would suck to be them. but i will pass on the message to let her know she looks like a transvestite. i think i hear that word way to much for this kind of a job. so inconclusion, i do not care about your personal life or your underwear.
thank you.
maritza. marissa. marla. martha.
p.s. if you would freakin listen to me say my name you wouldn't call me 15 different variations of my name. PEOPLE SKILLS PLEASE!
dear weirdos,
i do not care if you are a transvestite. it won't affect my life either way. so please do not let me in on your personal life. i also do not know if your thong will show through on a pair of light colored pants. in fact, i really don't want to hear you say that word every again. especially since you are an old women. it grossens me. i do find it amusing though that you think the woman in our latest catalog is a transvestite. thank god the models don't answer the phones. it sure would suck to be them. but i will pass on the message to let her know she looks like a transvestite. i think i hear that word way to much for this kind of a job. so inconclusion, i do not care about your personal life or your underwear.
thank you.
maritza. marissa. marla. martha.
p.s. if you would freakin listen to me say my name you wouldn't call me 15 different variations of my name. PEOPLE SKILLS PLEASE!
Posted: 1/2/2005, 9:48 pm
old women + thongs = 
Posted: 1/3/2005, 2:43 am
xoNoDoubt69 wrote:thank you.
maritza. marissa. marla. martha.
p.s. if you would freakin listen to me say my name you wouldn't call me 15 different variations of my name. PEOPLE SKILLS PLEASE!
I like how my grandparents call you "Meleesa".