Posted: 5/20/2004, 8:08 pm
a fork.
because, as everyone knows, there is no spoon.
flight
or
telepathy
because, as everyone knows, there is no spoon.
flight
or
telepathy
telepathy
Porn or Max Weinberg
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Posted: 5/20/2004, 8:11 pm
Posted: 5/20/2004, 8:13 pm
Max Weinberg
Conan or Kilborn?
Conan or Kilborn?
Posted: 5/20/2004, 8:20 pm
Conan.
You are an obsessive compulsive suicidal and have jumped out of the 17th story of a building and on the way down you realize that you cannot remember if you turned the coffee pot off at your house before you left to kill yourself today. (DAMNIT!)
or
You're a paranoid schizophrenic who has recently been blinded and without you knowing have been forcibly entered into a Marco Polo contest where you will panic and probably drown (Who's' there goddamnit!?)
You are an obsessive compulsive suicidal and have jumped out of the 17th story of a building and on the way down you realize that you cannot remember if you turned the coffee pot off at your house before you left to kill yourself today. (DAMNIT!)
or
You're a paranoid schizophrenic who has recently been blinded and without you knowing have been forcibly entered into a Marco Polo contest where you will panic and probably drown (Who's' there goddamnit!?)
Posted: 5/20/2004, 8:24 pm
Cannot remember if I turned off the coffee.
Coffee or tea? (sorry if this one was done)
Coffee or tea? (sorry if this one was done)
Posted: 5/20/2004, 8:37 pm
coffee
coke or pepsi?
coke or pepsi?
Posted: 5/20/2004, 9:09 pm
Coke.
Windows or Mac?
Windows or Mac?
Posted: 5/20/2004, 10:31 pm
Windows, duh!
pink hair
or
blonde hair?
pink hair
or
blonde hair?
Posted: 5/20/2004, 11:53 pm
Pink hair!!! 
(Let me just say real quick that I love this thread.
)
Dogs or cats?
(Let me just say real quick that I love this thread.
)
Dogs or cats?
Posted: 5/20/2004, 11:59 pm
dogs!
aim or msn?
aim or msn?
Posted: 5/21/2004, 12:07 am
AIM!!! Screw MSN!!
Sweet or salty?
Sweet or salty?
Posted: 5/21/2004, 12:58 am
Sweet......like ugh nevermind
Gatorade OR Propel
Gatorade OR Propel
Posted: 5/21/2004, 10:56 am
Gatorade
sandals or barefoot?
sandals or barefoot?
Posted: 5/21/2004, 11:47 am
Sandels
Commando Style
or
Non-Commando Style
Commando Style
or
Non-Commando Style
Posted: 5/21/2004, 12:05 pm
non -commando please
Having all the soda in the world but not having access to water
or
Having all the water in the world but no soda?
Having all the soda in the world but not having access to water
or
Having all the water in the world but no soda?
Posted: 5/21/2004, 1:42 pm
water! water is my chosen neurosis: I get nervous, I drink water; I get tired, I drink water; anything whatsoever happens that is out of the ordinary, I drink water.
and you didn't mention juice or milk.
you are sentenced to ten years in prison:
You are raped randomly while you're there. You never know when its coming or how many times it'll happen. Standard prison bitch stuff.
or
You immediately kill another inmate who tried to rape you and receive ANOTHER 10-year sentence and serve it entirely in solitary confinement, naked and alone in the darkness. The good news? You never once get raped.
and you didn't mention juice or milk.
you are sentenced to ten years in prison:
You are raped randomly while you're there. You never know when its coming or how many times it'll happen. Standard prison bitch stuff.
or
You immediately kill another inmate who tried to rape you and receive ANOTHER 10-year sentence and serve it entirely in solitary confinement, naked and alone in the darkness. The good news? You never once get raped.
Posted: 5/21/2004, 2:35 pm
20 years w/ no rape please
not being able to see colors
or
every color is so bright you have to squint to see everything.
not being able to see colors
or
every color is so bright you have to squint to see everything.
Posted: 5/21/2004, 3:11 pm
Squint.
iPod or CD player?
iPod or CD player?
Posted: 5/21/2004, 3:14 pm
joe_canadian wrote:flight
or
telepathy
i just realized that telepathy would ostensibly give you the ability to move yourself, ie, through the air, so i believe that's the clear choice here.
continue...
Posted: 5/21/2004, 4:00 pm
iPOD!
Having to dress as the opposite sex every day of your life
or
Dressing how you want for half your llife but having to switch to the opposite for the other half?
Having to dress as the opposite sex every day of your life
or
Dressing how you want for half your llife but having to switch to the opposite for the other half?