You Must Choose Game

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/20/2004, 8:08 pm

a fork.

because, as everyone knows, there is no spoon.

flight
or
telepathy

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/20/2004, 8:11 pm

telepathy

Porn or Max Weinberg

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/20/2004, 8:13 pm

Max Weinberg

Conan or Kilborn?

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/20/2004, 8:20 pm

Conan.

You are an obsessive compulsive suicidal and have jumped out of the 17th story of a building and on the way down you realize that you cannot remember if you turned the coffee pot off at your house before you left to kill yourself today. (DAMNIT!)

or

You're a paranoid schizophrenic who has recently been blinded and without you knowing have been forcibly entered into a Marco Polo contest where you will panic and probably drown (Who's' there goddamnit!?)

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/20/2004, 8:24 pm

Cannot remember if I turned off the coffee.

Coffee or tea? (sorry if this one was done)

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/20/2004, 8:37 pm

coffee

coke or pepsi?

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/20/2004, 9:09 pm

Coke.

Windows or Mac?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/20/2004, 10:31 pm

Windows, duh!

pink hair

or

blonde hair?

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 5/20/2004, 11:53 pm

Pink hair!!! :thumbs:

(Let me just say real quick that I love this thread. :nod:

)

Dogs or cats?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/20/2004, 11:59 pm

dogs!

aim or msn?

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 5/21/2004, 12:07 am

AIM!!! Screw MSN!!

Sweet or salty?

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/21/2004, 12:58 am

Sweet......like ugh nevermind

Gatorade OR Propel

lemonphile4 · Post by **lemonphile4** » 5/21/2004, 10:56 am

Gatorade

sandals or barefoot?

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 5/21/2004, 11:47 am

Sandels

Commando Style

or

Non-Commando Style

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/21/2004, 12:05 pm

non -commando please

Having all the soda in the world but not having access to water

or

Having all the water in the world but no soda?

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/21/2004, 1:42 pm

water! water is my chosen neurosis: I get nervous, I drink water; I get tired, I drink water; anything whatsoever happens that is out of the ordinary, I drink water.

and you didn't mention juice or milk.

you are sentenced to ten years in prison:

You are raped randomly while you're there. You never know when its coming or how many times it'll happen. Standard prison bitch stuff.

or

You immediately kill another inmate who tried to rape you and receive ANOTHER 10-year sentence and serve it entirely in solitary confinement, naked and alone in the darkness. The good news? You never once get raped.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/21/2004, 2:35 pm

20 years w/ no rape please

not being able to see colors

or

every color is so bright you have to squint to see everything.

Waiting to Exist · Post by **Waiting to Exist** » 5/21/2004, 3:11 pm

Squint.

iPod or CD player?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 5/21/2004, 3:14 pm

joe_canadian wrote:flight
or
telepathy

i just realized that telepathy would ostensibly give you the ability to move yourself, ie, through the air, so i believe that's the clear choice here.

continue...

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/21/2004, 4:00 pm

iPOD!

Having to dress as the opposite sex every day of your life

or

Dressing how you want for half your llife but having to switch to the opposite for the other half?