Homer: Is this cartoon going on the air live?
Lady doing itchy's voice: No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.
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Homer: This is the biggest frame-up since OJ. Wait a minute. Blood in the Bronco. The cuts on his hands. Those Jay Leno monologues. Oh my God, he did it!
Silent alarm activated!!
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Clumsy7Thief
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~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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Axtech
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Mr Burns: We have a trillion dollar bill.
Castro: May I see it?
Mr Burns: Oh, I don't know...
Homer: I think we can trust the president of Cuba.
Mr Burns: All right *gives Castro the bill*
Mr Burns: May I have it back now?
Castro: Have what back?
Castro: May I see it?
Mr Burns: Oh, I don't know...
Homer: I think we can trust the president of Cuba.
Mr Burns: All right *gives Castro the bill*
Mr Burns: May I have it back now?
Castro: Have what back?
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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*smithers turns on his computer*
Mr. Burns (on the computer): Hello Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on.
Smithers (to Lisa): You should probably just ignore that.
Mr. Burns (on the computer): Hello Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on.
Smithers (to Lisa): You should probably just ignore that.
~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
I still say that the Season 4 episode "The New Kid On The Block" is the best of any and all Simpsons episodes, what with quotes like:
Chef Aide: No, sir, no, not the shrimp tub!
Sea Captain: Arr... tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine.
Marge: Do you have anything without a lot of fish? What about the bread? Does that have fish in it?
Waiter: Yes, it does.
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie 'The Never-Ending Story'.
Bart: Once again, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way.
*long, intricate dance sequence as part of Bart's fantasu*
Bart's Crush: Wedgie!
Moe: Ah, perfect. Rusty and dull... Barney, don't steal beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic fool do you take me for?
*Moe runs out door*
Barney: Hey, there's beer in this ashtray! *sips ashtray*
Moe: Well, I wasn't going to kill ya, kid... just cut ya up and stuff, ya know... ah, oh well... oh, geez! Barney!
*Barney is laying on the bar, chugging from the tap.*
Barney: Uh oh, my heart stopped. .... Wait, there it goes again. *continues drinking*
Bart's Crush: Y'know that body they found behind the old factory?
Bart: *gasp* Jimbo killed him?
Bart's Crush: No... but once, he poked him with a stick.
*crowd watches Homer eating.*
Woman: He's horrid!
Man: I heard they shaved a gorilla.
Marge: Homer, that medicine's not for you!
Homer: C'mon, Marge! Maybe I'm not getting enough... *reads bottle* ... estrogen.
Bart's Crush: Hey, are you all right?
Bart's Mind: She's beautiful! Quick, say something witty.
Bart: ... I fell on my bottom.
Bart's Mind: D'OH!
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill...
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine! I'll look it up! *heads off and consults a reference*
Marge: *annoyed* Well, who was it?
Homer: *quietly fuming* Nevermind.
And, then the best Grandpa line of all time, from "War of The Simpsons".
Marge: Grandpa, can you do something?
Grandpa: I can dress myself...
Chef Aide: No, sir, no, not the shrimp tub!
Sea Captain: Arr... tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine.
Marge: Do you have anything without a lot of fish? What about the bread? Does that have fish in it?
Waiter: Yes, it does.
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of false advertising since my lawsuit against the movie 'The Never-Ending Story'.
Bart: Once again, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way.
*long, intricate dance sequence as part of Bart's fantasu*
Bart's Crush: Wedgie!
Moe: Ah, perfect. Rusty and dull... Barney, don't steal beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic fool do you take me for?
*Moe runs out door*
Barney: Hey, there's beer in this ashtray! *sips ashtray*
Moe: Well, I wasn't going to kill ya, kid... just cut ya up and stuff, ya know... ah, oh well... oh, geez! Barney!
*Barney is laying on the bar, chugging from the tap.*
Barney: Uh oh, my heart stopped. .... Wait, there it goes again. *continues drinking*
Bart's Crush: Y'know that body they found behind the old factory?
Bart: *gasp* Jimbo killed him?
Bart's Crush: No... but once, he poked him with a stick.
*crowd watches Homer eating.*
Woman: He's horrid!
Man: I heard they shaved a gorilla.
Marge: Homer, that medicine's not for you!
Homer: C'mon, Marge! Maybe I'm not getting enough... *reads bottle* ... estrogen.
Bart's Crush: Hey, are you all right?
Bart's Mind: She's beautiful! Quick, say something witty.
Bart: ... I fell on my bottom.
Bart's Mind: D'OH!
Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill...
Marge: Don Quixote?
Homer: No, that's not it. What's-his-name, the Man of La Mancha.
Marge: Don Quixote.
Homer: No!
Marge: I really think that was the character's name. Don Quixote.
Homer: Fine! I'll look it up! *heads off and consults a reference*
Marge: *annoyed* Well, who was it?
Homer: *quietly fuming* Nevermind.
And, then the best Grandpa line of all time, from "War of The Simpsons".
Marge: Grandpa, can you do something?
Grandpa: I can dress myself...
Ninamori:"Our little secret, okay?"
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Axtech
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Best Grandpa Line:
FBI Guy: Are you senile, or are you trying to stall us?
Grandpa: A little from column A, a little from column B.
FBI Guy: Are you senile, or are you trying to stall us?
Grandpa: A little from column A, a little from column B.
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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Lisa *running from monsters*: I thought they said Monster Island was just a name!
Some guy: What he meant is that monster island is actually a peninsula.
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Grampa Simpson: Welcome home, son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail. What's wrong with your wife?
Homer: Never mind, you wouldn't understand.
Grampa Simpson: Flu?
Homer: No.
Grampa Simpson: Protein deficiency?
Homer: No.
Grampa Simpson: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Homer: No.
Grampa Simpson: Unsatisfying sex life?
Homer: N -- yes. But please, don't you say that word!
Grampa Simpson: What, seeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex.
Some guy: What he meant is that monster island is actually a peninsula.
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Grampa Simpson: Welcome home, son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail. What's wrong with your wife?
Homer: Never mind, you wouldn't understand.
Grampa Simpson: Flu?
Homer: No.
Grampa Simpson: Protein deficiency?
Homer: No.
Grampa Simpson: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
Homer: No.
Grampa Simpson: Unsatisfying sex life?
Homer: N -- yes. But please, don't you say that word!
Grampa Simpson: What, seeex? What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeex.
~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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COMIC BOOK GUY
Probably nothing, but let us see... oh! A handwritten script for Star Wars by George Lucas? Princess Leia's anti-jiggle breast tape? Film reel labelled, "Alternate ending - Luke's father is Chewbacca"?! Oh!! Oh!! (calmly) I'll give you five dollars for the box.
MRS. PRINCE
Sold!
BART
Don't do it, lady, that stuff's worth thousands!
MILHOUSE
Yeah, he's ripping you off!
MRS. PRINCE
Well, if this stuff is valuable, then back to the leaky basement it goes. Hmph!
She walks out. Comic Book Guy holds up a camera to the boys.
COMIC BOOK GUY
Smile, please.
The boys smile, and Comic Book Guy takes a picture, and places it under a "Banned For Life" sign, next to Sideshow Bob, Nelon, and Matt Groening.
COMIC BOOK GUY
Thank you.
Probably nothing, but let us see... oh! A handwritten script for Star Wars by George Lucas? Princess Leia's anti-jiggle breast tape? Film reel labelled, "Alternate ending - Luke's father is Chewbacca"?! Oh!! Oh!! (calmly) I'll give you five dollars for the box.
MRS. PRINCE
Sold!
BART
Don't do it, lady, that stuff's worth thousands!
MILHOUSE
Yeah, he's ripping you off!
MRS. PRINCE
Well, if this stuff is valuable, then back to the leaky basement it goes. Hmph!
She walks out. Comic Book Guy holds up a camera to the boys.
COMIC BOOK GUY
Smile, please.
The boys smile, and Comic Book Guy takes a picture, and places it under a "Banned For Life" sign, next to Sideshow Bob, Nelon, and Matt Groening.
COMIC BOOK GUY
Thank you.
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*homer and apu reach the quicki mart in india*
The guy inside: Now that you are here, you may ask three questions
Homer: Are you really the head of all the quicki marts?
Guy: yes
Homer: Really?!
Guy: Yes.
Homer: Really?!?!
Guy: Yes. Thank you come again.
The guy inside: Now that you are here, you may ask three questions
Homer: Are you really the head of all the quicki marts?
Guy: yes
Homer: Really?!
Guy: Yes.
Homer: Really?!?!
Guy: Yes. Thank you come again.
~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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Lenny: I can't believe I'm spending my Saturday picking up garbage. I mean, half these bottles aren't even mine!
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Jimbo: Way to breathe, no breath
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Dr. Nick: Well if it isnt my old friend, Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
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Jimbo: Way to breathe, no breath
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Dr. Nick: Well if it isnt my old friend, Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.
~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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Axtech
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Guy: So, how can I help you?
Bart: We need one of those Turbo-Diaries [was that what it was called?]
Guy: Why? So you can right about all your little crushes?
Bart: No. I'm not a girl like you.
Guy: Well played.
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Homer: Stupid Flanders, you're a genius!
Bart: We need one of those Turbo-Diaries [was that what it was called?]
Guy: Why? So you can right about all your little crushes?
Bart: No. I'm not a girl like you.
Guy: Well played.
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Homer: Stupid Flanders, you're a genius!
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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Clumsy7Thief
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Dr. Nick: The rib bone's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to the something. The something's connected to my wrist watch. Uh oh.
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Marge: I would like a coffee
Austrailian bar tender: Beer it is.
Marge: No a coffee.
Bar Tender: Beer.
Marge: I want a C-O... *guy cuts her off*
Bar Tender: B-E
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Marge: I would like a coffee
Austrailian bar tender: Beer it is.
Marge: No a coffee.
Bar Tender: Beer.
Marge: I want a C-O... *guy cuts her off*
Bar Tender: B-E
~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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Axtech
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*bart gets up from the table in Uncle Moes, and leaves*
Homer: Come back! Your spaghetti is getting cold!
Homer's brain: Shut up! We can have it for ourselves!
Homer (with mouth full of spaghetti): Run boy! Run for your life!
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Homer: How can I ever thank you?
Homer's brain: Just don't bump me on the way out.
Homer: You got it!
*homer gets out of his car, bumping his head on the way*
Homer: heheh... sorry...
Homer: Come back! Your spaghetti is getting cold!
Homer's brain: Shut up! We can have it for ourselves!
Homer (with mouth full of spaghetti): Run boy! Run for your life!
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Homer: How can I ever thank you?
Homer's brain: Just don't bump me on the way out.
Homer: You got it!
*homer gets out of his car, bumping his head on the way*
Homer: heheh... sorry...
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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Clumsy7Thief
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Dr. Nick: Oh look, that lady swallowed a baby.
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Brandeen (Cletus's wife): Cletus! You parked too close to my parents!
Cletus: Now Brandeen, they's my parents too.
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Brandeen (Cletus's wife): Cletus! You parked too close to my parents!
Cletus: Now Brandeen, they's my parents too.
~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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Axtech
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Some folk'll never lose a toe
But then again some folk'll
Like Cleatus the slack-jawed yoakle.
Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again some folk'll
Like Cleatus the slack-jawed yoakle.
But then again some folk'll
Like Cleatus the slack-jawed yoakle.
Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again some folk'll
Like Cleatus the slack-jawed yoakle.
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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*Lisa walks along highway and sees roadkill*
Cletus: I saw it first!! *grabs roadkill*
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Lisa: I should have gotten off in Crackdon
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Cletus: I studied for years on how to get over that junkyard fence....then i learned the gate was open
Cletus: I saw it first!! *grabs roadkill*
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Lisa: I should have gotten off in Crackdon
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Cletus: I studied for years on how to get over that junkyard fence....then i learned the gate was open
~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]