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Posted: **7/9/2003, 6:33 am**

you should never unvirginize a moroccan girl and then tell her you're american and youre leaving in 12 days

Posted: **7/9/2003, 6:53 am**

Daiye Spa wrote:You should never, EVER wear this

Owwww.

o! i've got one of those. it was a hand-me-down, but soak it in some baking soda and it's good as new!

Posted: **7/9/2003, 7:02 am**

Posted: **7/9/2003, 8:48 am**

Idealist wrote:
starseed_10 wrote:
Daiye Spa wrote:You should never get naked and dance around a fire; your unmentionables might catch fire.

its actually not as bad as one would imagine. I mean, getting used to the inexistance of my left testical took some time. But now that i think of it, it was worth a good laugh or two.

i actually know someone with only one testicle...so does bethany heh

Posted: **7/9/2003, 10:08 am**

pragmatist wrote:you should never unvirginize a moroccan girl and then tell her you're american and youre leaving in 12 days

Andrew how could you!

Posted: **7/9/2003, 10:10 am**

Axtech wrote:
Daiye Spa wrote:You should never, EVER wear this

Owwww.

You should never, EVER not wear this

EXACTLY!

Posted: **7/9/2003, 10:11 am**

Lando, I'd like pictures of you wearing that, please.

Posted: **7/9/2003, 10:13 am**

Oh, and you should never wear hand-me-down lingerie. :neutral:

Posted: **7/9/2003, 10:16 am**

Daiye Spa wrote:Lando, I'd like pictures of you wearing that, please.

Deal, I just need to scan them in...

You should never ever visit a day spa.

Posted: **7/9/2003, 10:20 am**

i'd like to see those too :nod:

Posted: **7/9/2003, 10:23 am**

Well as long as you don't mind seeing my junk hang out, when I wore the bottom, it was too tight and constricting, so I just kinda, hung out the one side for safety's sake.

Posted: **7/9/2003, 11:25 am**

Posted: **7/9/2003, 11:51 am**

Daiye Spa wrote:Oh, and you should never wear hand-me-down lingerie.

no way... i buy all my underwear at the goodwill store or salvation army. it always smells ok... well maybe a bit musty.

Posted: **7/9/2003, 3:41 pm**

Posted: **7/9/2003, 5:39 pm**

areusad831 wrote:you should never sit on a toilet when the seat is up

Woops ijust did that on sunday night at about 3 in the morning, I didn't get stuck, because i realised what i did.

never do anything sexual with someone not in your family while your family is home

Posted: **7/9/2003, 5:41 pm**

Dude, never do anything sexual with someone in your family!

Posted: **7/9/2003, 5:42 pm**

Posted: **7/9/2003, 5:44 pm**

i wasn't implying that

Posted: **7/9/2003, 5:53 pm**

josh, i think you were a little too explicit, creating room for confusion :lol:

Posted: **7/9/2003, 6:02 pm**

yup i always leave room for confusion

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