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Posted: **6/25/2003, 7:46 pm**

I'm curious as to why you didn't just edit it...? :freak:

Posted: **6/25/2003, 7:46 pm**

too lazy

Posted: **6/25/2003, 7:46 pm**

im laughing at the whole thread.. btw.. johnathon.. i feel your pain.. i used to play a whole lotta ball hockey.. poor boys.. :neutral:

Posted: **6/25/2003, 8:56 pm**

Axtech wrote::lol:

You just need to screw it into studs next time, not the drywall.

I thought I did hit the stud but alas I didnt

By the way my stories arent ment to be funny.....its just me getting hurt :freak:

Posted: **6/25/2003, 9:45 pm**

of course they're not funny :uh:

*snicker*

my poor poor johnythan :love:

Posted: **6/26/2003, 10:26 am**

Stair Mishap :freak:

Once I was going down stairs to do my laundry and I slipped( slipped on a hairball ewww) and fell...well I didnt fall..I more or less slid down the stairs on my ass.....You see the stairs to my basement are old and wooden. When I fell slipped down the stairs....my ass managed collect several splinters on the way down. Lets see 13 stairs =13+ splinters in my tush :uh:

So for the next few hours I was picking splinters outta my ass. :freak:

Which was quite difficult since I am not flexible :freak:

Posted: **6/26/2003, 10:51 am**

Posted: **6/26/2003, 12:07 pm**

Oh Look, Frost.

:oops:

This past winter I licked frost off of my parents metal railing. I had never did that before. So I did it and I got stuck.. I tried to pull free but it hurt too much :oops:

I was frozen to the confounded railing for 90 long minutes before my mom came and helped me :oops:

She was like :wtf:

People drove by but no one helped me....they were mocking me methinks.
I musta looked so silly. Imagine a tall 6'6 tall dude hunched over with his face against a railing for 90 minutes :freak:

My tongue was swollen and cold

:freak:

Posted: **6/26/2003, 12:38 pm**

90 minutes?!

that's a damn long time...you poor, poor child

may i ask what was going through your mind when you decided to lick the railing?

Posted: **6/26/2003, 12:45 pm**

Johnathan
i love you, i think
*offers johnathan first born child*

Posted: **6/26/2003, 3:12 pm**

Aww - poor Johnathan. Too bad none of this is on video, or you could be a guest star on Jackass.

This

Johnathan wrote:...then i was like .... ..... ....... ...........

made me crack up.

Posted: **6/26/2003, 4:09 pm**

.:ClumsyChild:. wrote:may i ask what was going through your mind when you decided to lick the railing?

I was like :Johnathan:

I asked my self" Why did I lick a metal railing in winter time?"
:Johnathan:

That was bad and boring. To pass the time, I counted the piles of doggy doo doo on the ground :freak:

I'm gald that the neighbourhood kids werent around or I woulda been a prime target for snowballs

:uh:

Posted: **6/26/2003, 4:24 pm**

I also just realized how funny the title of this thread is... If we ever made a Johnathan, The Movie I think that's what it would be called :lol:

presenting
JOHNATHAN
in
SO A BIRD SHATS ON MY HEAD TODAY....

Posted: **6/26/2003, 4:28 pm**

Posted: **6/26/2003, 5:36 pm**

Posted: **6/26/2003, 5:59 pm**

Johnathan, I think you will perpetually be a four-year-old living in your body.

Posted: **6/26/2003, 7:02 pm**

Gosh I hope not :oops:

Posted: **6/26/2003, 7:15 pm**

emily wrote::lol: Johnathan, I think you will perpetually be a four-year-old living in your body.

Would a four year old be able to make a guitar stand? I don't think so.

...

Then again, neither can Johnathan. :lol:

Posted: **6/26/2003, 7:21 pm**

i just fell over as i was attempting to put my pajamas on. i put both feet in one side of my pants

and i remembered johnathan

Posted: **6/26/2003, 7:28 pm**

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So a bird shats on my head today.......