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Posted: **6/21/2003, 6:22 pm**

Please, not again.

This shit's been going around in fan fiction forever. And that's just what it is. :lol:

Posted: **6/21/2003, 6:29 pm**

Sam was the submissive one. Noticed how he always called Frodo, "Mister"??? 8-)

Posted: **6/21/2003, 6:30 pm**

Tolkien wrote these books a very long time ago. Two Towers was written during WWII. Homosexuality wasn't exactly a big open thing back then. They were just really close friends. Like brothers.

Posted: **6/21/2003, 6:32 pm**

I'm joking

don't have to go all factish on us.

Posted: **6/21/2003, 6:36 pm**

Posted: **6/21/2003, 6:58 pm**

hmmm ok ic, and i don't hold anything against the book if it is, i love it alot, and it was the book that introduced me to all of the fantasy world.......but how can you people be so sure?

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:07 pm**

Of course there's no way to be 100% sure, what with Tolkien dead and all. But chances are that they weren't meant to be gay.

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:22 pm**

First off, my list of hotties (no pictures, that takes too long):
1) Raine Maida
2) Elijah Wood
3) Jack White (the White Stripes)
4) George Stromboulopougous (I think I spelt it right :mrgreen:

)
5) Viggo Mortensen

Second, Frodo and Sam were not gay. I hate all this slash shit that the Internet has pumped out. If you go on this site called frodoandsam.net, it'll explain their love. Love doesn't always have to be sexual...remember that :nod:

.

And what's this about Elijah being gay (someone posted that a while back)? He recently had a girlfriend. :freak:

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:23 pm**

If by "girlfriend" you mean "boyfriend", you're right.

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:30 pm**

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:33 pm**

*keeps praying its not true* :neutral:

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:48 pm**

He did...he's in a movie with her called "Try Seventeen."

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:49 pm**

candy-coated_fake wrote:And what's this about Elijah being gay (someone posted that a while back)? He recently had a girlfriend.

You mean Franka? The girl who co-starred with him in his latest movie? Um yeah, that was fake. Franka openly admitted it not being true .. Elijah's publicists asked her to do that because the rumor were flying and it was just after the release of the Twin Towers so they were paranoid of it affecting the movie. It was all set up :nod:

Even Elijah said it wasn't true, they never dated.

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:50 pm**

Geez people, keep up to date on the news :lol:

That is OLD news :lol:

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:52 pm**

Of course he's gay. You all have seen Free Willy, right?

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:55 pm**

It's blatantly obvious .. I mean they're not even trying to hide it. When there's pictures of you openly kissing, holding hands, living together in a 1 bedroom apartment .. I mean come on .. :lol:

Even in interviews on tv, Elijah dedicated a Queena of the Stone Age song to Dominic during their mtv interview .. the song was called "nobody knows" or something like that. A love song .. people are just in denial cuz since Elijah is hot so they want him to be un gay in hopes they can one day snag him :lol:

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:56 pm**

NO Elijah NO

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:57 pm**

No One Knows(by Queen of the Stone Age)

We get some rules to follow
That and this, these and those
No one knows
We get these pills to swallow
How they stick in your throat
Taste like gold
Oh what you do to me
No one knows

I realize you’re mine
Indeed a fool am I

I journey through the desert
Of the mind with no hope
I follow
I drift along the ocean
Dead lifeboat in the sun
And come undone
Pleasantly caving in
I come undone

Heaven smiles above me
What a gift here below
But no one knows
The Gift you give to me
No one knows

Now, you dedicate that song to your very close male friend .. what does that tell you? :lol:

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:58 pm**

That is an awesome song, though...

Posted: **6/21/2003, 7:59 pm**

Well ....maybe its his fav band ..... :uh:

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