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OLPMazurite wrote:asuburbanman: we both need social skills
asuburbanman: and I am looking on ebay for some

let me know when you find them on ebay, i need some

i'll take some of those too, but only if they're cheap

"sometimes we're too busy looking into the distance, we cant see whats right in front of us"- ME!!!!

he stole it! its a line from the play we're writing together. everytime we run out of stuff to sayin our play, we start very un-subtly sneaking in olp lyrics. if any olp fan read this play, they would just groan

My favorite is when I had my friend checking out two girls in a bar, and one is fairly cute and stuff and the other is the 'friend' of the pair.. so my friend tries to get my other friend to 'take one for the team' and he says (from a movie I think)

"I'm sorry dude. I'm way too drunk to operate heavy machinery."

HAHAHA.. still good

"don't steal. the government hates competition." - bumper sticker
"all i ask of this world is that when it's my time to go, that it be for something, not of something" - ghost
"somebody should shake that baby!" - me.
"i swear - by my life, and love of it - that i will never live for the sake of another man, or ask another to live for mine" - john galt.

hehe...just read this on someone's msn name...

"Never knock on Death's door -- Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that."

"I put the ass in You're a fucking asshole"

I heard that once... not sure what to think of it...

I've collected a lot of stupid quotes from me and my friends.. I've actually filled up 3 website pages... here's the best ones:

"How do they get the stripes on candy canes so shiny?"

"The name Horacio makes me think of those Ah Caramel! commercials"

"That's good...like American Cheese"

"I've had some invigerating conversations, that really tested me emotional, and mentally, but this takes the cake and eats the whole fricking thing in one bite"

"Omg i have this stuff that says Rub Ass.. oh nevermind, its rub A535.. i just read it wrong"

"I wish I had a wheelchair with wings, that way I could fly"

"I love Petit Danone yogurts, they're like little drops of Heaven.."

"It's so hot out, I feel like I'm in menopause"

"My theory is just to jump off peoples houses, break my leg and sue them about once or twice a year, it's a lot easier to make money that way"

"I wish I could get an obscene phone call..don't you?"

"They should make Easter more religious.. like little chocolate Jesus'...I'd be like..Sweet Jesus, that's sacri-licious!"

"So, you go to St. Gabe's? They have really nice bathrooms there"

"You know what rocks..zucchini..I mean I've had some good vegetables, but man.."

"I wish Pokemon was real!"

"Next time you're at home, take a box of Trix cereal from your cupboard and start flipping it until someone asks what you're doing..tell them you're turning tricks"

my fave real quote is: "the only thing people have in common, is that they're all different"

just look at the quote under my name<

Automatic_Flowers wrote:[b]
"Omg i have this stuff that says Rub Ass.. oh nevermind, its rub A535.. i just read it wrong"

man i have done that, i actually went up to the front of the stor and asked if it was Rub Ass

liam, i think what you're looking for is "cognito ergo sum"

i heard a good quote once ... it was something like:

"one death is a tragedy, one million deaths are just a statistic"

^ Josef Stalin

Veni, Vidi, Visa.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

what is done out of love occurs beyond good and evil. -Nietzsche

happeninfish wrote:^ Josef Stalin

thanks ...

i remember using it in an essay i did last year

One death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic.

Also there was one by Cousteau, I think, that was something about how, without death, we would never enjoy life. Twas good.

sounds good to me.

Axt3ch: Thanks for getting me into Morrowind! It's a hell of a lot of fun.
happeninfish: Hahaha
happeninfish: i am the king of everything