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Posted: 5/28/2003, 4:22 am
by One-Eye
Aerin went to the zoo yesterday in order to do monkey research project.
There were lots of kids there.
One monkey spent most of the time sitting on a log, happily masturbating.
Aerin had to write in her report that monkey was "pleasuring itself".
Stupid monkeys.
Posted: 5/28/2003, 7:29 am
by xoNoDoubt69

That would make for the best report EVER
Posted: 5/28/2003, 9:05 am
by Johnny
This Thread turned out to be quite entertaining....especially Joey's Homosexual pets

Posted: 5/28/2003, 9:13 am
by happening fish
my cat kept trying to hump my mom's arm
then we got him neutered

Posted: 5/28/2003, 9:39 am
by Bandalero
80% of women like/get aroused by porn. i read that somewhere. i think it was maxim.....and they were interviewing chicks from cosmo....like the editors and stuff.

Posted: 5/28/2003, 12:09 pm
by One-Eye
Does that surprise you? Men aren't the only horny ones out there....
Posted: 5/28/2003, 12:17 pm
by mosaik
we may not be the only ones who are horny, but if you women are horny as often as we are you sure don't speak up about it half as much.
Posted: 5/28/2003, 12:24 pm
by One-Eye
Women are horny in a different way then men, usually, and express it in ways other than coming out and saying they're horny or that they need sex. And women, even when they want to jump a guy's bones right then and there, still tend to see sex as more than just sex. They usually want it to mean something. So they'll rationalize their hormones away and say, "not till we're in a committed relationship" or something. But it's still there.
Posted: 5/28/2003, 12:34 pm
by mosaik
so.... are you saying you want it, like, right now?
EDIT to include this face:

Posted: 5/28/2003, 7:26 pm
by Johnny
Posted: 5/28/2003, 7:29 pm
by One-Eye
Posted: 5/28/2003, 7:32 pm
by Johnny

!!
Posted: 5/29/2003, 7:08 pm
by liam
damn i was hoping this would be one of those pic threads...
Posted: 6/1/2003, 10:21 am
by Johnny
you got the net for that dude
Posted: 6/1/2003, 11:00 am
by Furious George
Yep, that's basically what 85% of the net is composed of.
Posted: 6/1/2003, 11:26 am
by Neil
any of ya's actually seen horsecock? That makes me jealous........although, I was riding with a group of people I didn't know, and the women seemed to swoon.
Don't they only freakin wish....
Posted: 6/1/2003, 6:21 pm
by thirdhour
jeezus people! do you KNOW how big a whale's is? blows the mind....and i lot else, i assume.

Posted: 6/1/2003, 8:52 pm
by Johnny
I saw horsies porking eachother once. Now THATS The Fast and The Furious
Posted: 6/1/2003, 10:28 pm
by understandablehorror
yannic dont you have a picture of a whale some where??? (oops was that confidential?)
Posted: 6/2/2003, 3:23 pm
by Bandalero
Johnathan wrote:I saw horsies porking eachother once. Now THATS The Fast and The Furious
that reminds me of driver's ed. this guy was driving and sure enough in the field next to the road there was a cow and a bull, going at it, on a little hill overlooking the road. all of us started cracking up to the point where the driver almost wrecked the car.
