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Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:01 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
Damn, my summer plan of walking in front of buses might be dangerous. Damn, I should change my plans to something else...maybe jumping off buildings could replace it....
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:01 pm
by Capo
areusad831 wrote:capo is just jealous of mine and alan's sex appeal.
Shhh, I didnt want anyone to know
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:02 pm
by the android
NO NO, jump off your porch. In your underwear. It's safer.
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:03 pm
by Capo
I dunno, it depends on how high the porch is, and what he is jumping off into/onto etc...
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:04 pm
by the android
Mashed potatoes.
From 4 feet.
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:04 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
So let's say I jumped off my porch naked into a bed of nails, would that be alright? I will make sure to land face first.
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:05 pm
by the android
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:05 pm
by Capo
I dunno about that, you might have to read the warning labels on the nails first, they could give you lockjaw, you did get your tetnis shots done right??!?
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:07 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
Yeah, I have all my shots, so I will be lockjaw free! I might get my sack impaled, but I will be lockjaw free.
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:08 pm
by the android
Ewwww. That doesn't sound too good.
You could do what that guy Steve-O did. Staple your sac to your leg. In front of lots of people.
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:10 pm
by Sufjan Stevens
Ahhh I would cry if that happened.
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:12 pm
by the android
Orrrr... you could drink nailpolish.
Nawww.
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:13 pm
by Capo
Ouch...
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:14 pm
by Dr. Hobo
reading that makes me wanna cry
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:15 pm
by the android
I know. I don't even HAVE a sac and it makes me sick. He ended up going to jail for it, though. Indecent exposure.
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:17 pm
by Capo
LOL...I though you made it clear that he shoudl have jumped off his OWN pourch lol
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:22 pm
by the android
I think everybody should go out right now and buy some Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream from Haagen Daaz.
And then make out with a Dasani machine.
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:24 pm
by ANTI_SOSHELL
Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream
... my favourite
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:24 pm
by superboots
Mister Chainsaw wrote:Damn, my summer plan of walking in front of buses might be dangerous. Damn, I should change my plans to something else...maybe jumping off buildings could replace it....
*ahem* excuse me but I do remember joking this summer about walking in front of busses and you yelled at me for that.
double standard....
Posted: 3/17/2003, 9:25 pm
by Capo
Nooo!!!, Andrea Hijacked the thread !!!!