Nothign matters anymore, We all might just die soon...

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 3/17/2003, 9:01 pm

Damn, my summer plan of walking in front of buses might be dangerous. Damn, I should change my plans to something else...maybe jumping off buildings could replace it....

Capo · Post by **Capo** » 3/17/2003, 9:01 pm

areusad831 wrote:capo is just jealous of mine and alan's sex appeal.

Shhh, I didnt want anyone to know :oops:

the android · Post by **the android** » 3/17/2003, 9:02 pm

NO NO, jump off your porch. In your underwear. It's safer.

Capo · Post by **Capo** » 3/17/2003, 9:03 pm

I dunno, it depends on how high the porch is, and what he is jumping off into/onto etc...

the android · Post by **the android** » 3/17/2003, 9:04 pm

Mashed potatoes.

From 4 feet.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 3/17/2003, 9:04 pm

So let's say I jumped off my porch naked into a bed of nails, would that be alright? I will make sure to land face first.

the android · Post by **the android** » 3/17/2003, 9:05 pm

Capo · Post by **Capo** » 3/17/2003, 9:05 pm

I dunno about that, you might have to read the warning labels on the nails first, they could give you lockjaw, you did get your tetnis shots done right??!?

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 3/17/2003, 9:07 pm

Yeah, I have all my shots, so I will be lockjaw free! I might get my sack impaled, but I will be lockjaw free.

the android · Post by **the android** » 3/17/2003, 9:08 pm

Ewwww. That doesn't sound too good.

You could do what that guy Steve-O did. Staple your sac to your leg. In front of lots of people.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 3/17/2003, 9:10 pm

Ahhh I would cry if that happened.

the android · Post by **the android** » 3/17/2003, 9:12 pm

Orrrr... you could drink nailpolish.

Nawww.

Capo · Post by **Capo** » 3/17/2003, 9:13 pm

Ouch...

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 3/17/2003, 9:14 pm

reading that makes me wanna cry

the android · Post by **the android** » 3/17/2003, 9:15 pm

I know. I don't even HAVE a sac and it makes me sick. He ended up going to jail for it, though. Indecent exposure.

Capo · Post by **Capo** » 3/17/2003, 9:17 pm

LOL...I though you made it clear that he shoudl have jumped off his OWN pourch lol

the android · Post by **the android** » 3/17/2003, 9:22 pm

I think everybody should go out right now and buy some Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream from Haagen Daaz.

And then make out with a Dasani machine.

ANTI_SOSHELL · Post by **ANTI_SOSHELL** » 3/17/2003, 9:24 pm

Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream :drool:

... my favourite

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 3/17/2003, 9:24 pm

Mister Chainsaw wrote:Damn, my summer plan of walking in front of buses might be dangerous. Damn, I should change my plans to something else...maybe jumping off buildings could replace it....

*ahem* excuse me but I do remember joking this summer about walking in front of busses and you yelled at me for that.

double standard.... :neutral:

Capo · Post by **Capo** » 3/17/2003, 9:25 pm

Nooo!!!, Andrea Hijacked the thread !!!!