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happeninfish wrote:correction, your rockstar lookalike's bitch ass girfriend hired someone to shoot him in the face.

YES! someone who feels the same way ...

Oh I know she shot him, but still....

Naveeder Val wrote:hasn't alan had enough bitch ass girlfriends?!



(ooh thats kinda mean. i dont even know the people)

thanks val

Wow. Val didn't mean it like that, she is a really nice girl. Steph, yeah, I had problems with you, but you're not my only ex. There have been worse than you. So again, please don't just assume it's you, unless your name is involved.

that's hysterical.

really, thanks guys.

I really think Val means this Lauren girl... considering how Alan complains about her...

Endymion wrote:that's hysterical.

Isn't it though? I laugh about it still.

Mister Chainsaw wrote:Wow. Val didn't mean it like that, she is a really nice girl. Steph, yeah, I had problems with you, but you're not my only ex. There have been worse than you. So again, please don't just assume it's you, unless your name is involved.

the thing that i find "hysterical" is this particularly ironic comment: "please don't just assume it's you"

Why don't you just back out of my life Stephanie? I don't want to speak to you, and you sure as hell don't want to speak to me, so why can't we just both just become strangers to each other? You have a boyfriend, I have a girlfriend, and I am done with you, so why don't you just concentrate on him and please, just stay out of my life.

the door swings both ways my friend

God, why can't you just say, "Alright Alan, we don't like each other and I am willing to compromise and stay out of your life." No, you have to make some smartass remark, be mature, please. I am giving you what you want, take what you can get and move on.

ok fine im taking what i can get

Thank you, bye bye. Wait, shouldn't you be out with your boyfriend and not on your computer anyways?

ahhhhhhhh

I'm sick of this

why don't you two just shut the hell up????? please?


*takes tape and separates CM* Alan...you stay on this side. Steph, you stay on the other side

ahh...got that settled.

Thanks Bethany

If you come on my side Bethany, you know I have to repeatedly poke you with a stick, right?

ouch

Idealist wrote:

Mister Chainsaw wrote:Wow. Val didn't mean it like that, she is a really nice girl. Steph, yeah, I had problems with you, but you're not my only ex. There have been worse than you. So again, please don't just assume it's you, unless your name is involved.

the thing that i find "hysterical" is this particularly ironic comment: "please don't just assume it's you"

Actually, it wasn't. I was actually making a reference to one of Alan's girlfriends that cheated on him. The same thing happened to me and I can tell you is that once is ENOUGH.

that is actually quite scary... you have a lot of hair.

Odin wrote:Booyah!

i'm sorry, i just wanted it repeated