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if masturbation caused blindness...then i'd have a lot of guy friends who would be running into walls

yeah.... yeah...

It's just one of those things that people used to tell kids to stop them from masturbating. Same with hairy palms.

34. Every time you kill a kitten, god masturbates.

backwards.

i think it's meant to go both ways.

who goes both ways?

it spells Anti-Chris

clumsy_congressman wrote:I'm bored....if this has been started already, lock it up and I'll repost, I just sooo don't feel like searching first.

Post any useless information that you have to share with the world! Lots of this can be found on snapple tops!

Here's my first "a go-go"

1. You can not fold a standard size piece of paper murr than 7 times!

I'm bored too. So bored in fact, that I took the time to take a picture to prove you wrong (no offence).





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edited like 18,000 times trying to get the picture up...just click on the link

http://www.angelfire.com/rock3/olpdemo/9folds.JPG

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that should be 9 not 7, that's why

i'm lost

It should have said 9? Well I could forld it like 30 times if I do it this way

Were you lost because there was no picture there? Sorry, I'm computer illiterate...just click the link above

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fold = fold in half

yes, i realize that. it was meant as a joke. hense the [ ]



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wow. i'm a fool.

yes you are

someone's mad because i wouldn't go out with him

You're not a fool! As I said in that first post (the one with the link), I was board when I took the picture (if I had lots of other important things to do, but I chose that there would be something wrong with me, lol). I think when I get bored by jokes don't make sense sometimes...I think to much...or not enough...anyway...I'm thinking too much now

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lol... i was laughing at myself

i was laughing at yourself too