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Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:54 am
by Neil
Women under 55 need to be banned from wearing granny panties. Not even on laundry day! Geezuz. Go spend ten bucks and get another set of hot looking underwear...
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:54 am
by Neil
Now THAT is a solid page baby. Word.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:55 am
by Neil
Generic pizza rolls just aren't pizza rolls. These taste like...
*throws um out*
Posted: 3/22/2009, 2:57 am
by Neil
Ewww. Post nasty pizza roll burp. Not good!
Hi again. Laurel. *wink* *nudge*
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:00 am
by Neil
Six o'clock blah blah blah blee blee blee bloo bloo bloo. Yah yah yah poo poo poo. Bing bong bing. Yup yup yup.
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
(I'm close. Right?)
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:01 am
by Neil
In 5th grade... I broke my wrist falling off a g'damn bike. My wrist!!! How 'effed up is that?!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:02 am
by Neil
If Taco Bell's meat is only one food grade higher than dog food. I could be eating cheap! G'dammit!!!!!!!
*goes to raid the dog's food*
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:03 am
by Neil
Can somebody please tell me who decided that swear words... are actually bad?!
I wanna know! Who in the hell decided that the word shit. Or ass. Is bad!?!?
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:05 am
by Neil
I want to know if stem cell treatment could bring back my deceased cat. I miss Saydie...
EDIT: Oh crap. We had her creamated. I forgot. I love you Saydie!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:06 am
by Neil
Why wait for Thirsty Thursday!?!?!? Or humpday on Wednesday!?
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:07 am
by Neil
I once skipped school. My junior year of high school. To eventually get lost walking around the Nature Center.
Nature is a bitch. Remember that!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:08 am
by Neil
I love scotch. Scotch. Scotch. Scotch. Down in my belly...
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:09 am
by Neil
I weighed myself yesterday. Pretty sure it said 212. Wtf! I weighed that when I left New York. And when I left New York I had stopped drinking Mt. Dew and was on a water binge.
Lately. All I've fucking drank is Mountain Dew. That makes no sense.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:10 am
by Neil
Ross (high on pain killers) Chandler... I love you man. If you wanna be gay. Be gay!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:12 am
by Neil
I seriously would like to know why my neck WON'T stop cracking! Every time I quick turn my neck. Crack! It's messed up. I blame too much xbox (and a shit-tastic chair) for that.
Thankfully... I rented that 50 Cent game. I mentioned that earlier. And it's made me not want to play xbox as much!!! Maybe I'm cured?!?
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:13 am
by Neil
If you've never gone to it... go check out tshirthell.com
It'll bring the lolz. (Warning: Some tshirts may be offensive.)
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:13 am
by Neil
Mike is really confusing me right now. On facebook.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:14 am
by Neil
I would love to take a big POO. I'm talking a massive poo. One that would hurt on the way out. On Twitter's main servers. Crash it. I'm sick of hearing about Twitter.
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:15 am
by Neil
I'd really like to go to the Trapt/Red concert next weekend. I bet it would own the Staind/Hoobastank show!
Posted: 3/22/2009, 3:16 am
by Neil
Guys. If your ladies are currently on the pill go check that container. Make sure she's taking it appropriately. Do it now!
Oh. And don't confuse those pills with pez.