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Posted: **1/11/2006, 6:07 am**

"I'm voting for Stephen Harper"

Posted: **1/11/2006, 6:22 am**

I could certainly one up you on that one... but I'll be nice to our Republican CMers. :sugar:

Posted: **1/11/2006, 7:30 am**

Harper, aka Bush Jr.?

Sooo many people are voting for him for the wrong reasons without thinking about the consequences. Frustrating!!

Posted: **1/11/2006, 11:21 am**

the entire platform of the conservative candidate in my riding in calgary was along the lines of "we'll revoke the legislation on gay marriage, so that values will be restored to this nation!!"

i'm scared.

Posted: **1/12/2006, 3:17 am**

Posted: **1/12/2006, 8:15 pm**

I wanna move overseas

Posted: **1/12/2006, 8:17 pm**

nikki4982 wrote:I could certainly one up you on that one... but I'll be nice to our Republican CMers.

(go Nikki!)

Posted: **1/12/2006, 8:42 pm**

nikki4982 wrote:
"If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

Anyone who gets that is awesome.

I know a few people who have said this but i am sure it is for different reasons..heck they were good riders

Posted: **1/13/2006, 8:15 am**

The quote's from Lewis Black's standup. Soooooo funny.

Posted: **1/16/2006, 8:29 pm**

"I'm voting Conservative because I can't let Canada become a country full of gays." Or it might have been "...become a gay country." Something like that. Some guy at school said that today.

Posted: **1/16/2006, 8:31 pm**

I've heard a few bad reasons to vote Conservative, but that one takes the cake

Posted: **1/16/2006, 9:24 pm**

In a conversation about school, after mentioning English class:

Me: We'll be studying Frankenstein soon.
Mom: Really? I .... I thought that was ficticious!
Me: ... it is
Mom: Oh ... oh! I thought you meant history class.
Me: :wtf:

Posted: **1/16/2006, 9:29 pm**

nikki4982 wrote:Oh yeah, and to go along with the actual thread topic...

"If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

Anyone who gets that is awesome.

i don't get it and it's really bothering me :no:

Posted: **1/17/2006, 12:51 am**

Axtech wrote:In a conversation about school, after mentioning English class:

Me: We'll be studying Frankenstein soon.
Mom: Really? I .... I thought that was ficticious!
Me: ... it is
Mom: Oh ... oh! I thought you meant history class.
Me:

wait, what?

Posted: **1/17/2006, 9:34 am**

its4am_isanybodyhome wrote:
nikki4982 wrote:Oh yeah, and to go along with the actual thread topic...

"If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

Anyone who gets that is awesome.

i don't get it and it's really bothering me

Watch Lewis Black's standup special on Comedy Central... err... I don't know which one. But he does a long bit about that.

Posted: **1/17/2006, 9:56 am**

When I explained my upcoming surgery to a friend at work (colleague/friend, but not friends outside of work) he said "you're going to look like an Ogre!" (sp?)

This was after I explained my insecurities about it and how stressed I am.

Umm... thanks a lot for the support.

Posted: **1/17/2006, 10:00 am**

An Ogre? Just because you'll have a small gap in the front of your teeth? And I've never seen an ogre with braces... but that's just me.

As Bugs Bunny would say... what a maroon.

Posted: **1/17/2006, 10:00 am**

Hope wrote:
Axtech wrote:In a conversation about school, after mentioning English class:

Me: We'll be studying Frankenstein soon.
Mom: Really? I .... I thought that was ficticious!
Me: ... it is
Mom: Oh ... oh! I thought you meant history class.
Me:

wait, what?

My mom thought for a moment that we were studying Frankenstein in history class, and that Frankenstein was real.

Posted: **1/17/2006, 10:03 am**

But he is, Robbo!!

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