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Grocery stockers at my store are just fucking lazy. FUCKING LAZY. Seriously, Lando please come work at my store overnight. We can pay you more based on your past work history. If you can run more the 60 cases an hour, you're in.

ummm ok get this


my boss was gone allllll last week because he went to visit his son in ... um... somewhere on the east coast.. anyway, he is back but apparently

he got a papercut on his eye from READING THE NEWSPAPER.

so um

I guess he won't be in a lot of the week. He was in today, he looked like a pirate with that eyepatch of his. :LOL:

I wanted to make a joke soooo bad but I decided I probably SHOULDN'T Do that considering it was kind of a freak accident.

I have wasted so much time being online instead of doing my work .... heh... noone ever checks on me - and im still getting it done, just not as fast as i could, because im getting extra hours BECAUSE of this stuff and i sort of want to stretch it out. Is that bad? Am i a bad person for doing that? hmm. Anyway.

That is all.

i wish i could not go to work cause i have a paper cut

and an EYEPATCH mind you!

Pyramanica_Naveedess wrote:
I have wasted so much time being online instead of doing my work .... heh... noone ever checks on me - and im still getting it done, just not as fast as i could, because im getting extra hours BECAUSE of this stuff and i sort of want to stretch it out. Is that bad? Am i a bad person for doing that? hmm. Anyway.

That is all.

that's exactly what i do at work
i'm at work right now and so far i've spent more time online than doing work

Ah good to know im not alone.

my work hates me. i was not scheduled at all this week.

awww. take it up with the big dawgs. Kick some ass. Or maybe just cry about it. Sometimes that works too!

i'm so angry at school these last few days

im angry because work doesn't pay me enough. lol.

i got payed today, and i went shopping. DUMB IDEA because now idon't have NEAR enough to last me 2 weeks.

i would like to take this time to say i hate everyone at my job and i wish i never had to see any of them ever again.

Pyramanica_Naveedess wrote:awww. take it up with the big dawgs.

we don't have big dawgs. we have big ducks. literally.

i love my job. but right after talking to me about school and how little time i have because i'm so behind...my boss went and scheduled me not for my regular 3 shifts a week, not 4, but 5 shifts next week.

Simulatniously i have to be at drama every weeknight. and field hockey.

on top of that, the teacher scheduled a saturday rehearsal with very little notice. so i need to be off work so that i can be there. or else the teacher would MURDER me. oi. im feeling so overwhelmed and defeated by everything.

my boss is gonna be pissed, my teacher's gonna be pissed, and my coach is gonna be pissed.

superrgirll wrote:

Pyramanica_Naveedess wrote:awww. take it up with the big dawgs.

we don't have big dawgs. we have big ducks. literally.

Can you explain, please?

when my manager talks, no one understand him because he quacks. literally. he has ruined the mighty ducks for me.

*giggles*
can i visit you at work and throw popcorn and bread at him lori?

beautiful liar wrote:i love my job. but right after talking to me about school and how little time i have because i'm so behind...my boss went and scheduled me not for my regular 3 shifts a week, not 4, but 5 shifts next week.

Simulatniously i have to be at drama every weeknight. and field hockey.

on top of that, the teacher scheduled a saturday rehearsal with very little notice. so i need to be off work so that i can be there. or else the teacher would MURDER me. oi. im feeling so overwhelmed and defeated by everything.

my boss is gonna be pissed, my teacher's gonna be pissed, and my coach is gonna be pissed.

Let me encourage you not to put your job before your education. I cannot stress that enough. You have the rest of your life to work and make money, but for now I think you need to focus on doing good in school and enjoying your extra curricular activities. You are too young to get stressed over work. If your boss can't understand why you can't work so many hours, then I'll shoot them in the fucking head.

Lori, you can stock groceries at my store. I'll make sure you get scheduled for however many hours you need.

Dr. Hobo wrote:*giggles*
can i visit you at work and throw popcorn and bread at him lori?

you can throw rocks and pointy things at him.

I did my language questions today. We had a substitute. Usually we have a not-so-smart teacher, whom I've showed marilyn manson lyrics instead of homework three times in a row.