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Posted: 12/8/2002, 12:29 am
by Joey
I saw my ex boyfriend today .. I turned around at the drugstore today and there he was .. I pretended I didn't see him .. then we passed each other again in the mall later on and we ignored each other .. he had La Senza bags in his hand .. maybe I turned him gay
La Senza is a lingerie store for anybody who doesn't know
Posted: 12/8/2002, 7:29 am
by liam
i saw my ex girlfriend yesterday, even though we broke up two years ago, i still can't look at her. It's weird, all my other exgirlfriends i can talk to fine.
Posted: 12/8/2002, 9:02 am
by emily
liam are you making this story up
Posted: 12/8/2002, 9:09 am
by superrgirll
yea, aren't you only 13? so wouldn't that make you 11 when you broke up?
Posted: 12/8/2002, 9:12 am
by emily
liam gets started early.
Posted: 12/8/2002, 9:13 am
by superrgirll
haha
Posted: 12/8/2002, 9:53 am
by Sufjan Stevens
clumsyfish wrote:I saw my ex boyfriend today .. I turned around at the drugstore today and there he was .. I pretended I didn't see him .. then we passed each other again in the mall later on and we ignored each other .. he had La Senza bags in his hand .. maybe I turned him gay
La Senza is a lingerie store for anybody who doesn't know
I helped turn a girl lesbian. I went out with her, dumped her, then she went out with another guy. That guy killed himself, and she soon turned to the wonderful world of women.
The last time I saw my ex Elaine, I walked by her and wasn't paying attention, and she said "Get the hell away from me" which I did, because I had a concussion from being dropped on my head at the OLP show.
I wonder what the reaction will be if I run into Steph. Probably something close to "Get the hell away from me" or her macing me or something.
Posted: 12/8/2002, 9:54 am
by emily
you have a horrible track record, alan.
Posted: 12/8/2002, 9:56 am
by Sufjan Stevens
Yeah, I do, I am meant to be gay or something, because women just aren't working out for me. I don't think I could ever bring myself to being with a guy though, so maybe I should be self-sufficient for the rest of my life, and forget about relationships. Women will never love me, and I will never love men, so single life rules. Wooooooooo.
Posted: 12/8/2002, 10:02 am
by emily
i think the best explanation is that you are asexual.
Posted: 12/8/2002, 10:12 am
by Joey
My work schedule was changed from 3:30 to 12am to 11:30am to 8:00pm .. I'm used to getting up at 3 in the afternoon, now I have to get up at 10:00 .. good god, people actually get up this early?
Posted: 12/8/2002, 12:34 pm
by Fluffy
people CAN have boyfriends and girlfriends when they're 11. just not really seriously i guess
Posted: 12/8/2002, 1:55 pm
by joe_canadian
you'd
think so, wouldn't ya? teens are barely able to have real relationships at 16, having relationships at 11-13 is a joke
Posted: 12/8/2002, 1:59 pm
by lora
haha, i remember our junior high "relationships", they consisted of, "oh my god! he's coming! run away!"
Posted: 12/8/2002, 2:03 pm
by Mechanical Thought
nothing you do before highschool matters at all.
Posted: 12/8/2002, 2:03 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
Kid wrote:haha, i remember our junior high "relationships", they consisted of, "oh my god! he's coming! run away!"
Posted: 12/8/2002, 2:07 pm
by committed
i was 18 before i was capable of having a real relationship
Posted: 12/8/2002, 2:17 pm
by One-Eye
oOo_la_la_la wrote:nothing you do before highschool matters at all.
Nothing you do
during high school matters either.
Posted: 12/8/2002, 2:24 pm
by joe_canadian
*bubble bursts*
Posted: 12/8/2002, 2:26 pm
by Mechanical Thought
Aerindipity wrote:oOo_la_la_la wrote:nothing you do before highschool matters at all.
Nothing you do
during high school matters either.
i was expecting someone to say that!
its true, i guess.