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[02:27] <WTE> Nikki! You need to add my fetus so people vote for it!
[02:27] <WTE> >:O
[02:27] <WTE> Hmm, I don't say that often.
[02:27] <nikki4982> hahahah
[02:27] <Rusty> i don't think you've ever said it
[02:28] <WTE> Maybe not to you.
[02:28] <WTE> I have a life outside of Russell.
[02:28] <Axtech> you liar
[02:28] <Axtech> you've said that to me at least 10 times in the last 24 hours
[02:28] <Rusty> nobody has a life outside of me
[02:28] <nikki4982> wait
[02:28] <nikki4982> so the womb tom is in is in rusty?
[02:28] <Rusty> :O
[02:28] <Axtech> LOL
[02:28] <Axtech> RUSTY IS TOM'S MOM!?
[02:29] <nikki4982> things just got weird...er
[02:29] <Rusty> :O::O:O
[02:29] <Axtech> I'm sure Cas will be interested to find this out
[02:29] <nikki4982> rusty, you dog!
[02:29] <Rusty> this is almost as weird as being sucked back into a uterus
[02:29] <WTE> I can think of a few people this news will interest, Robbo.
[02:29] <Rusty> which has apparently happened to tom
[02:29] <nikki4982> hahahahah
[02:30] <nikki4982> someone post this revelation on the cm
[02:30] <Rusty> so then tom was my mother, but is now my son and i'm his mother
[02:30] <WTE> No.
[02:30] <Rusty> *father
[02:30] <Axtech> LOL
[02:30] <Rusty> holy crap!
[02:30] <eeyore> nikki wants to get shoved into a uterus
[02:30] <Axtech> where's Freud when you need him?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[12:02:43] <WTE> You should light yourself on fire on someone's doorstep.
[12:02:52] <WTE> And they're like, "HOLY CRAP CALL AN AMBULANCE SOMEONE"
[12:02:59] <WTE> And you'll giggle 'cause you're clever.
[12:03:05] <nikki4982> ...
[12:03:17] <nikki4982> tom, go sit in the corner
[12:03:23] <WTE> yes'm
[12:03:54] <Dr.Johny> its a shame I dont have a video camara
[12:03:58] <Dr.Johny> I'd boot the show
[12:04:15] <nikki4982> haha from the third row?
[12:04:17] <nikki4982> that'd be tough
[12:04:24] <Dr.Johny> yeah :O
[12:04:26] <nikki4982> you aren't exactly hidden in the third row
[12:04:35] <Dr.Johny> haha
[12:04:37] <Dr.Johny> I know
[12:04:41] <nikki4982> i'm gonna go brush my teeth... i'll be back
[12:04:47] <Dr.Johny> plus I stand out in a crowd
[12:05:36] <Dr.Johny> and I'll give the gaurds a couple of sacajuwayas to ignore me
[12:07:10] <WTE> I miss the gold dollar.
[12:08:07] <Dr.Johny> go back to your corner
[12:08:22] <WTE> yessir.
[12:11:00] *** Parts: Dr.Johny
[12:13:20] <WTE> yay matt having open slots! I sat in line for a day so that I could leech!
[12:13:26] <WTE> I like leeching.
[12:13:30] <WTE> They should call me Leechboy.
[12:13:31] <WTE> Or...
[12:13:34] <WTE> The Parasite.
[12:13:41] <WTE> Or The PARABOY.
[12:14:49] <WTE> I know I know.
[12:14:51] <WTE> +corner

[19:35] <nikki4982> ok, gotta get dressed BOOO
[19:35] <Axtech> boooo
[19:35] <crustine> clothes are good
[19:35] <George> An operator hath descended from the highest of heavens, bow down wretched user, and obey the command of thy Lord eeyore!
[19:35] <aflowers> clothes suck :O
[19:35] <crustine> haha
[19:36] <Axtech> I'm sure Kohl's has a clothing optional policy
[19:36] <eeyore> [19:35] <aflowers> clothes suck :O <--- i agree
[19:36] <crustine> what aspect of clothes suck
[19:37] <xonodoubt69> getting out of pajamas i'd say
[19:37] <aflowers> lol i dont know
[19:37] <aflowers> LOL
[19:37] <crustine> hah
[19:37] <aflowers> yes
[19:37] <crustine> but what if you dont wear pajamas
[19:38] <xonodoubt69> i wouldn't want to go to kohl's naked
[19:38] <aflowers> HAHA
[19:38] <eeyore> naked is the way to go!
[19:38] <crustine> I wonder what would happen if i went to work naked
[19:38] <xonodoubt69> not at kohl's where wayne is
[19:38] <eeyore> oh yeah
[19:39] <xonodoubt69> haha i don't nkow if u should test out that theory
[19:39] <Axtech> LOL
[19:39] <crustine> no worries
[19:39] <Axtech> wayne
[19:40] <xonodoubt69> good thing nam isn't here .. he'd like the idea of naked + wayne
[19:40] <crustine> http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... highlight=
[19:40] <crustine> lol
[19:40] <xonodoubt69> :O what is that? i too lazy to click it
[19:41] <Axtech> yeah, but nam likes the idea of naked + anything
[19:41] <xonodoubt69> yup!
[19:41] <xonodoubt69> especially naked shower with rob
[19:41] <xonodoubt69> *runs*
[19:41] <Axtech>

lol

[14:56] <nam_kablam> Melissa called me OLD, but I have a good one for HER
[14:57] <nikki4982> hahahah
[14:57] <xonodoubt69> i called you old cause you always call me old!!!
[14:57] <nikki4982> does it involve nudity?
[14:57] <xonodoubt69> :O
[14:57] <nam_kablam> OF COURSE!
[14:57] <nikki4982> hahaha
[14:57] <nam_kablam> nude tree pics next week, just wait!
[14:58] <xonodoubt69> hot!
[14:58] <nam_kablam> <3
[14:58] <SoozyJ> :O
[14:58] <xonodoubt69> are the tree branches gonna cover your naughty spots?
[14:58] <nam_kablam> :-*
[14:58] <nam_kablam> they will be UP my naughty spots
[14:58] <nam_kablam> *up up*
[14:58] <xonodoubt69> oh my :O
[14:58] <nikki4982> HAHHHAAHAA OH GOD
[14:58] <nam_kablam> ah word up!
[14:59] <nikki4982> that might be the most horrible thing you've ever said, nam
[14:59] <SoozyJ> i have no idea what to say
[14:59] <SoozyJ> urghhhhh
[14:59] <nam_kablam> I'm the best!
[15:00] <nikki4982> ... did anyone else get HORRIBLE mental pictures from his comment?
[15:00] <nikki4982> or is that just me who wants to die right now?
[15:00] <nam_kablam> I want to die too
[15:00] <xonodoubt69> haha
[15:00] <SoozyJ> me too nikkki
[15:00] <nam_kablam> mental pictures are funny
[15:00] <nikki4982> hahahahha
[15:02] <SoozyJ> not this one

<nam_kablam> [15:10] <xonodoubt69> i don't have it anymore freak! i don't keep soft porn on my computer! only harcore!
<nikki4982> hahahahahah
<xonodoubt69> :O
<Axtech> :O
<crustine> nam <3 porn
<nam_kablam> <333
<crustine> naked duncan is soft so i guess nam =/= <3 naked duncan anymore
<nikki4982> :O
<nikki4982> oh noes
<nam_kablam> he's not soft with me
<SoozyJ> omg
<xonodoubt69> :O
<nikki4982> OH GOD
<nam_kablam> that came out wrong
<SoozyJ> :*(*************************
<nikki4982> HAHAHHAAHAH
<crustine> LOL
<xonodoubt69> poor susie
<Axtech> LMFAO
<SoozyJ> poor duncan
<nikki4982> AHAHAHAHAHAH

<3 nam

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:[14:59] <nikki4982> that might be the most horrible thing you've ever said, nam

you lose ricky

What has he said that's worse?

<crustine> hey i maybe old but you are married
<nikki4982> hahahahah
<helmet> but you have a son, i don't
<crustine> i never have been married
<crustine> and you may have a son out there...hehehhehe
<helmet> *speaks up so you can hear him*
<crustine> sorry i was just joking
<helmet> anyway go hop in your electric skooter and go to the old peoples gym
<crustine> *gets out the gramaphone*
<nikki4982> hahahahah
<helmet> where you can do you water aerobics with your other blue haired friends
<crustine> lol the best part is they have the fit for life class at the gym
<nikki4982> haha
<crustine> Nikki help me out here
<helmet> and you can were your pants up to your shoulders and no one says a word
<crustine> oh shit yeah
<crustine> i will post a picture
<helmet> w00t
<helmet> I WANT PIC NOW!
<crustine> have you ever done that, put your whole body in your track pants
<crustine> unfortunatley my boss has the camera
<nikki4982> HAHAHAHA
<crustine> we fight over it
<crustine> so you pullyour pants over your shoulders
<helmet> fortunately i can say that i have never done that
<crustine> it is sooooo funny
<helmet> i have dressed up in leather as a gimp, but that's another story
<nikki4982> <-- laughing out loud right now
<crustine> i am soooo gonna take a pic of it
<crustine> i bet it will be hawt in my yoga pants
<crustine> up aroung my neck
<nikki4982> HAHAHAHAHA
<helmet> it would be the king of all wedgies!
<crustine> so brett how old are you
<helmet> 24
<crustine> oh yeah it actually hurts the crotch
<nikki4982> hahahhahahah
<crustine> i think i may have a pic of it somewhere
<crustine> my sons track pants
<helmet> has your son seen this pic?
<crustine> he is 6'3 so that helps
<crustine> i think he took it
<nikki4982> i can do it with some of my pjs
<helmet> and he didn't burn the track pants why?
<crustine> lol
<crustine> *crys laughing so hard*
<helmet> *look son, i'm a camel toe with legs!*
<nikki4982> OH GOD

OMG!

lucky you stopped posting at that point in the conversation

Things took a horribly disturbing turn right after that.

I don't wanna know!

there were kitchen gadgets involved

<crustine> I am thinking foot squares would give people a lot of room for creativity
<crustine> and then you can make a fair size quilt if only a few people contribute
<Random_Name> yeah but then it would be the size of a football field.
<Random_Name>
<crustine> that would be awsome
<Random_Name> what if a lot of people do? then it could wrap around the entire tour bus.
<crustine> take it on the bus and they can make a fort out of it
<crustine> lol
<Random_Name> rofl
<Random_Name> Okay, so you've been commisioned to make a 'Fort OLP' square. lol
<crustine> that is if lots of people contribute, lots of people will like the idea but how many will actually come through
<SoozyJ> time for me to go to bed
<crustine> ROTFLMFAO