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Rusty wrote:That's true. I'm not complaing.

i am

I feel SO good. OH, I FEEL SO GOOD. OH!

Gimme_Shelter wrote:

Rusty wrote:That's true. I'm not complaing.

i am

Well, who isn't?

They have square watermelons in Japan. They're grown in boxes to make them stack better.

I have a crooked smile.

never EVER go to Zeballos, BC.

unless you are insanely suicidal.

*goes to Zeballos, BC*

where the hell is zeballos bc?

ooh so on vancouver island just a while from gold river

*moves to Zeballos, BC*

don't ask why wrote:ooh so on vancouver island just a while from gold river

tell me that the road to gold river is at least publicly maintained and not entirely gravel with dead carcasses of the animals and people who tried to walk there who either died on the 42 km road or smushed underneath a logging truck.

and tell me that gold river isn't a dying town with houses built in the 1920's and look like no one's ever lived in them.

and please, for the love of god, tell me that there's actually people who live in gold river. and that their graveyard isn't bigger than the town itself.

and some other really depressing crap.

that's a cool town name! *goes*

cmers = lemmings

Best analogy EVER.

I nearly spit my soy milk out.

thanks nikki

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

Daily, you breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

dear god i am never eating or breathing again....

that is until i need food or oxygen

Glad I don't eat much fast food!