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superrgirll wrote:You better make it by tomorrow cause if i don't make it to work, my manger will kick my ass, and i will most likely get fired.

its the guy from taproot right??

kind i be the maid of honor in the wedding??

i don't ever remember being this groggy at 5 in the evening. fuh.

time for homemade chicken strips.

chicken

Very nice picture Jeff. I like it

Yes Rob, you may be the maid of honor

And no, it is not the guy from Taproot.

my boyfriend is a sex vampire. (whoa!!! hold up lemme explain!) he got this acting job or whatever for this movie by this company who did a lot of stuff with the creators of south park. well anyhow, its this movie about these vampires who make pornos instead of suck blood and whoever watches it becomes a vampire... he says it's not a porno and that its really funny. but it sure as hell sounds like a porno to me.

joe_canadian wrote:ROFL! Maybe it's been a long day or maybe I'm just stupid but that was one of the funniest processions I've read for a while.

whenyoukissedme: ...
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clumsyboy:
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Bethany: I NEED BOOTS.

BUT I DO NEED BOOTS!

i'm an artist.

who is that in your avatar, lori?

i'd do him

I know who it is

I got in a car accident today. Some fucker a few cars in front of me stopped suddenly. So I had to, and the guy behind me rammed into me. My car jumped like 3 feet, but thankfully I had left enough room so I didn't hit the car in front of me. My bumper is pushed forward like an inch, but its not too major, so I don't know if I should bother dealing with the insurance bastards.

And my elbows and shoulders are sore.

Fuck.

ugh! i need to re dye my hair again. my roots are way too noticeable and i think i have a email virus. when i try to send emails i get the error (which as usual don't tell that mcuh) and it happened like 5 times in a row had to restart my comp 5 times. i hate this day

I sort of "bonded" with a popular girl today who sits next to me in English. The teacher was just going on and on and she was really bored so she asked if she could read my agenda because I wiped the front picture off it with nailpolish remover and taped song lyrics all over it. And she liked it. I was suprised, I didn't think she was that open-minded. Haha, she said her favorite ones were Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants and I Like Birds by the Eels

I SAW THE MENORAH VAN!!!! YAY!!!!

It's a van with a big menorah on it, and it drives around campus saying, "HAPPY CHANUKAH! DON'T FORGET TO LIGHT FIVE CANDLES ON YOUR MENORAH!"

There are people handing out Menorahs and latkes too.

I swear, if you're not Catholic, you're Jewish, and if you're not Jewish or Catholic, you're an atheist. That's how it works around here.

superrgirll wrote:Very nice picture Jeff. I like it

Yes Rob, you may be the maid of honor

And no, it is not the guy from Taproot.

Who is he? Hes really creeping me out

Yes i get to the maid of honor! I feel special!!

What color dresses are we getting?

bethany ill buy you boots for christmas.

I wuv MegaTokyo.

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areusad831 wrote:Who is he? Hes really creeping me out

He's not creepy. He is quite the hottie

Yes i get to the maid of honor! I feel special!!

What color dresses are we getting?

hmmmmmmm, you can wear a pretty pink frilly dress

oh, and by the way, my car is fixed. yay

does that mean i shouldn't finish my trip to toronto?

You should definitely finish your trip to Toronto