Posted: 8/9/2005, 7:30 pm
nikki4982 wrote::lol: Did she really use the word doppelganger?
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Posted: 8/9/2005, 7:33 pm
your mom sounds awesome 
Posted: 8/10/2005, 10:20 am
If I had a penis, besides peeing everywhere and wanking, measuring it would be one of the first thing's I'd do
Posted: 8/10/2005, 2:54 pm
beautiful liar wrote:your mom sounds awesome
Posted: 8/10/2005, 5:48 pm
spicy popsicles are disgusting.
Posted: 8/10/2005, 9:34 pm
Ewww.Posted: 8/10/2005, 9:47 pm
i have corn-flavoured chewy candies from hong kong. i'm betting they're worse 
Posted: 8/10/2005, 9:48 pm
Posted: 8/12/2005, 3:30 pm
i'll wait, i'll wait, i'll wait, i'll wait...
Posted: 8/12/2005, 4:32 pm
*dramatic pause* ... Strategery
Posted: 8/12/2005, 4:55 pm
and hey......
leave a light on for me
leave a light on for me
Posted: 8/12/2005, 5:05 pm
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!
Posted: 8/12/2005, 5:08 pm
i smell like 9 different types of perfume
Posted: 8/12/2005, 8:14 pm
supergreen!
Posted: 8/12/2005, 8:20 pm
haaaaaaaaaaaaalf empty haaaalls.
Posted: 8/12/2005, 9:42 pm
Kicker774 wrote:*dramatic pause* ... Strategery
That's a great sketch.Posted: 8/13/2005, 5:20 pm
When a moth melts, it smells like burning human hair.
I'm going to Canada tomorrow
I'm going to Canada tomorrow
Posted: 8/14/2005, 10:23 am
^actually that's the same with any bug really
we have this nifty electric flyswatter from hong kong. creative, crazy people they are. it's like a conventional flyswatter except there's a huge metal grid, and as you swat the air you hold on to this little button which sends current through the grid. when a bug gets caught in it, it fizzes and blue sparks jump around and it dies. if you continue to hold on to the button the bug eventually emits smoke and smells bad (and if it's a housefly, which are more explosive, it explodes in to a billion bits with a loud BANG)
my dad absolutely loves this flyswatter. whenever you hear a bug buzzing around in the house, even if it's a harmless thing like one of those green insects that like to hang around on plants, he comes rushing over waving the swatter over his head---"lemme get it lemme get it!" and this is accompanied by the freakiest of evil smiles.
we have this nifty electric flyswatter from hong kong. creative, crazy people they are. it's like a conventional flyswatter except there's a huge metal grid, and as you swat the air you hold on to this little button which sends current through the grid. when a bug gets caught in it, it fizzes and blue sparks jump around and it dies. if you continue to hold on to the button the bug eventually emits smoke and smells bad (and if it's a housefly, which are more explosive, it explodes in to a billion bits with a loud BANG)
my dad absolutely loves this flyswatter. whenever you hear a bug buzzing around in the house, even if it's a harmless thing like one of those green insects that like to hang around on plants, he comes rushing over waving the swatter over his head---"lemme get it lemme get it!" and this is accompanied by the freakiest of evil smiles.
Posted: 8/14/2005, 12:26 pm
nifty is one of the best words ever. that and 'smarmy'.
Posted: 8/14/2005, 4:29 pm
Poor poor buggies. 