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Cuban = Big Pimpin.

he is the coolest owner in sports. that shit with the dairy queen was so cool. made me wish i lived in texas.

< ---- Cuban.

*stereotype alert*

My mommy took me shopping and I bought some great emo clothes.

My life is complete now.

I just went driving in the snow for the first time. Yeesh. I didn't realize how slippery a little layer of snow would be. I almost crashed into a guardrail when I was trying to turn onto my road. I just slowed down instead of completely stopping. But my mom freaked out and she's like "don't turn don't turn!" so I turned back into the road and almost went into the other side. Yeah so I pretty much drove about 5 mph the rest of the way home. But I'm taking the driving test tomorrow and (hopefully) getting my license! Yey!

^ good luck!

i had the best experience today. i took a whole bunch of pain killers and cold medicine i really had no need of and then passed out the whole car ride back home from NJ while listening to matt good on my discman, only to awake in the middle of Prime Time Deliverance just as we were driving over the Verazano bridge. if you've ever driven over the verazano bridge you may get what was so good about it. it was just such a beautiful time to wake up.

here it is:


it looks ugly in this pic, but normally its quite an intimidating thing to drive under.

We were all sitting peacefully in the lower Music Department corridor playing our pen-and-paper RPG, when a group of grade 9s stopped to gawk and laugh at us, and even had the nerve to write the words "Freaks" and "Losers" on a piece of paper and stuck it to the window of the door.

So I whipped my pizza box at them and told them to fuck off and die.

They have my express recommendation to wallow in their own vanity and die alone in holes. Jesus christ, kids are so damn mindless these days.

But my experience points are at 5440. 54-40! Get it? It's a band! Hahaha!

We have magic tournaments in my room just about every day, and I'm the weird one because I don't know how to play.

(for all of you who don't know, magic is one of those RPG thingies)

Magic the gathering? i used to play that game when i was yougher all the time, i haven't played in awhile though.....now that i think of it Magic was a sweet ass game, sooo much strategy and thinking, has an insane amount of rules though.......now all the kids play Pokemon, and Yugio which are both just really really bad versions of magic

It's Channukah tonight! And I got my hairs cut

YAY!!!!!

That means that I'll see the channukah van when I get back to school.

omg. There's this minivan with a big menorah on the top of it and it says "happy channukah!" It's HILARIOUS.

Diana, you might know what I'm talking about, your sister goes to my school.

su7an wrote:Jesus christ, kids are so damn mindless these days.

My locker bay is packed full of grade 9's and every single day I get the urge to go karate on their collective asses. For those who are not immersed in youthful idiocy daily, this is what it's like: a cacophany of the word fuck used every other word, interspersed with talk about how much they smoke, do dope, and drink (these are 13-14 year old kids), along with some cursory scatological and sex talk and a whole lot of hitting each other. And they're all creepily short :freak:

Day in the life of Josh's locker bay:

Grade 9 one: fucking fuck I fucking fucked that motherfucking test 'cause I was fucking fucked 'cause I was sooooooooooo fucking hungover and I fucking needed a fucking smoke really fucking bad but my fucking fuck of a motherfucking teacher wouldn't fucking give me a fucking break that fucker.
Grade 9 two: Fuck. That is gay. Got a smoke?
Grade 9 three: Check out that fucking bitch *cat call* (is ignored)
Grade 9 one: Fucker's prolly a fucking dyke.
Grade 9 two: Gayyyyy. *smokes up*

Josh: DIEEEEEEEE!

Yeap. Kids are pretty corrupt these days.

That's putting it nicely

And how!

hey... i'm a ninth grader?

But not a corrupt one!
I hope.

indeed, i am not!!

joe_canadian wrote:My locker bay is packed full of grade 9's and every single day I get the urge to go karate on their collective asses. For those who are not immersed in youthful idiocy daily, this is what it's like: a cacophany of the word fuck used every other word, interspersed with talk about how much they smoke, do dope, and drink (these are 13-14 year old kids), along with some cursory scatological and sex talk and a whole lot of hitting each other. And they're all creepily short :freak:

Day in the life of Josh's locker bay:

Grade 9 one: fucking fuck I fucking fucked that motherfucking test 'cause I was fucking fucked 'cause I was sooooooooooo fucking hungover and I fucking needed a fucking smoke really fucking bad but my fucking fuck of a motherfucking teacher wouldn't fucking give me a fucking break that fucker.
Grade 9 two: Fuck. That is gay. Got a smoke?
Grade 9 three: Check out that fucking bitch *cat call* (is ignored)
Grade 9 one: Fucker's prolly a fucking dyke.
Grade 9 two: Gayyyyy. *smokes up*

Josh: DIEEEEEEEE!

That is exactly what it's like at my school. Except what's scary is that it's not just 9th graders who talk like this. It's also kids in my grade (I'm in 11th grade) It's so pathetic I can't believe they haven't gotten over that phase yet

i cant really tell who is a senior or not. umm yeah, well i'm guessing the 4'8" boy is a freshman, but its just too damn hard to tell sometimes. i hate it when white kids act ghetto. bugs the crap out of me.

*clumsyrific* wrote::lol:

We have magic tournaments in my room just about every day, and I'm the weird one because I don't know how to play.

(for all of you who don't know, magic is one of those RPG thingies)

Oh my god! My dorky friend brought his magic cards to school (all 1 billion of them) and has gotton 3 more of my friends to join in that silly game!!

I will not succumb!





Oh yeah, joe canadian that was funny.
Their brain mass is 0.