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I am still going strong on the no eating challenge I imposed on myself. I wonder how long I will make it. I am going out to dinner with Lauren and Bethany tonight, so I don't know if I can avoid ordering food with the both of them around. I know I can make it at least another day.

I want to be the next Hungry Hungry Homer! And I can dance my hunger pains away!

fuck. here's the hard part of my day. i have to call my friend and convince her that she needs counseling. any pointers?

sandsleeper wrote:fuck. here's the hard part of my day. i have to call my friend and convince her that she needs counseling. any pointers?

tell her she needs counciling...

i'm sorry dude
that wasn't right to say.

that was awesome.


and alan, i hope you're drinking water or something. otherwise that can really mess you up.

I don't understand my new fax machine

sandsleeper wrote:fuck. here's the hard part of my day. i have to call my friend and convince her that she needs counseling. any pointers?

cara? or is this somebody else

tell her that you really care about her and you want the best for her and you think that she should talk to somebody.
she might get mad at you
but just keep on telling her that you're concerned and you're her friend and if she wants you to come with her the first time you will

That would be the best way to lose weight, besides that movement thing.

Whenever I like a guy, I lose weight. Maybe I should just pick one and like him, eh?

Why exactly did you take ten pills, and why are you starving yourself? Guys have fast metabolisms, you don't need to do that. You'll get "maneorexia". I seriously saw that in a magazine!

Damnit, I have to go do the dishes. How did I get to become the family slave?

dont you remember that time you were like "hey family, can i be your slave?" cause i do.

damn man. My head is still itchy

its from the jello

SpclAgntCass wrote:

That would be the best way to lose weight, besides that movement thing.

Whenever I like a guy, I lose weight. Maybe I should just pick one and like him, eh?

Why exactly did you take ten pills, and why are you starving yourself? Guys have fast metabolisms, you don't need to do that. You'll get "maneorexia". I seriously saw that in a magazine!

I took the pills so I could fall asleep. I have a lot on my mind and it's hindering me from doing anything. At first I grabbed 20 Benadryl's, but then I realized that it could fuck me up pretty badly, like dying, so I put a bunch of pills back. I need to sleep, and if I didn't take anything, I wouldn't have, which would make me look like an even bigger wreck than I already look.

I am not starving myself. I don't have manorexia. I have no desire to eat. I tried eating something last night, and it didn't settle right in my stomach, so yeah, I got sick. No, I am not bulemic either. Something is wrong with me, and I am kind of hoping it's something more than stress-induced depression, because that's just lame.

LOL, I don't think you have aneorexia. I'm teasing you. If you don't eat for two days, that doesn't qualify you. I have done that before too. I am STARVING and just tried to eat something and I can't. Ew. So I guess we're in the same boat. Why don't you just try some Tylenol PM? Always works for me.

Starseed-I never said such things! MMMno

why are you guys starving yourselves? You sick?

Cass, I grabbed the first thing that had "drowsy" on it, so I definitely swallowed as much as I could.

And for the last friggin time, I am not starving myself.

sorry dude

And Lauren just called and told me she never wants to be with me again, so I am going to be miserable for the concert tonight. Way to go bitch, way to fucking string me out for a couple days just to do that. Fuck.

hmm...

is it true that if you go without any water for two days you can die? cause i've probably gone 40 hours without anything at all.

i know what your problem is alan, your not doing anything. when you don't do anything you don't get hungry. check it out, go to your local fenceing supple store and go build a fence. a barb wire fence, cause you know they're cool. and i want the post dug into the ground like 2 feet, cause the next hurricane will pull them bitches out and throw through concrete buildings. (you can't be caught by suprise by a hurricane out there in Michigan. ) yeah, that'll build an appitite.